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Which would you rather be a US Territory - Greenland, Alberta, or Cuba?

Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:47 pm
Posted by Ramblin Wreck
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:47 pm
Not that I think any will, might as well rank them.

Greenland - strategic, minerals

Alberta - lots of oil but everyone has become accustomed to liberal policies

Cuba - potentially a good vacation spot, strategic, would have to deal with the complicated issue of handling confiscated property taken from Cubans that fled
This post was edited on 2/27/26 at 6:49 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:49 pm to
Why not all of them? Who’s going to stop us?
Posted by taeemwar
Dallas
Member since Apr 2010
615 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:49 pm to
Cuba….big booty Latinas.
This post was edited on 2/27/26 at 7:27 pm
Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
7149 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:49 pm to
1. Alberta: Crazy amount of land, huge boom, not a lot of people.
2. Cuba: Would love it, but do we want 10 million almost communists voting... Maybe if it was a territory like Puerto Rico.
3. Greenland: Just not a lot going on there.
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:51 pm to
Alberta without question.

Oil, Rocky Mountains, agriculture.

Greenland has the minerals and strategic arctic location.

But Cuba is filled with Marxists who never got rid of their Commie government, unlike Eastern Europe. And all the good Cubans fled for Florida.
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
20813 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:51 pm to
Greenland. Has everything we’d want and damn little we don’t
Posted by AURulz1
Member since May 2022
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 6:52 pm to
Short term I think Alberta. Long term Greenland. Cuba is only a matter of time. The Cuban population in Florida has garnered enough political clout to help this move forward.
Posted by 1984Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

Cuba….big booty Latinos

So you like men with big booties … not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Posted by makersmark1
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:13 pm to
1. Greenland: pisses off the Euro-pedo-Rothchilds coalition. Boasburg will issue an injunction within 2 minutes

2. Cuba: just call it Trump Island.

3. Alberta, Canada: might as well take any and all of rural Canada.
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
46762 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

Cuba….big booty Latinos


Gay
This post was edited on 2/27/26 at 7:14 pm
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38436 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

Cuba is only a matter of time. The Cuban population in Florida has garnered enough political clout to help this move forward


They want it but the OP is right about the confiscated lands. My ex gf used to get to go to the nice places they took from.those families. The amount of lawsuits are substantial
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
47063 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:16 pm to
Easily Cuba
Posted by G&P
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2013
2412 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:17 pm to
Alberta
Greenland





Cuba - I've traveled to Havana. Great travel. But NO to statehood.
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
21401 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:17 pm to
Cuba would basically be a welfare state.
Posted by EastWestConnection
Denver/Shenzhen/Belfast
Member since Jul 2024
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:18 pm to
It's funny to think that some of yall would like to annex a country full of actual communists. Not like "trans right are humans rights" social liberals, but actual , five year plan, banning private property communists.

though im sure tons of the people there would be glad to get away from that shite.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
47063 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:19 pm to
It doesn’t have to be a state. It’s scary close, and currently has a communist regime. It makes the most sense geopolitically, followed closely by Greenland.
Posted by Plx1776
Member since Oct 2017
18405 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:20 pm to
Cuba. Easier for me to maybe visit Cuba than the other two.

And the country I'd really like to visit isn't up for grabs. Iceland.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
87746 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

Cuba….big booty Latinos


By using the masculine form you are saying big booty females and males, or just big booty males.


Latinas is what you are looking for. Don’t go liberal on us.




Posted by FLTech
Member since Sep 2017
26896 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:23 pm to
Cuba for me. I know a lot of Cubans and they are the nicest, hardest working, most patriotic, most America loving people on the planet.
Posted by Cosmo
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Member since Oct 2003
130400 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 7:26 pm to
Greenland

Lots of resources

Very few people that will be drains on the system
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