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Post Poop In The Toilet
Posted on 2/24/26 at 5:53 pm
Posted on 2/24/26 at 5:53 pm
I think we have evolved as a human species from toilet paper usage. With flushable wipes (I know I’ll upset some plumbers), bidets, etc. If you get poop anywhere else on your body asides your butt, you’re telling me you’d get some TP, wipe it a few times and say good as new? You’d prob nuke it with dawn ultra platinum and run under water for a good minute.
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Posted on 2/24/26 at 5:56 pm to SmokeOnTheBayou
quote:You gotta scoop first baw
wipe it a few times and say good as new?
Bidets are probably much better in terms of sanitation, but I can not get over the mental hump of water squirting on my butthole
leave that shite to the euros
Posted on 2/24/26 at 5:58 pm to SmokeOnTheBayou
Yeah, but I don’t use my butthole to eat or do anything else but poop. I hear gay guys like to keep it extra clean though. So that makes sense for you.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 5:59 pm to Harry Caray
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leave that shite to the euros
Or Aggies
Posted on 2/24/26 at 5:59 pm to SmokeOnTheBayou
Bidet all day everyday
Posted on 2/24/26 at 6:01 pm to SmokeOnTheBayou
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If you get poop anywhere else on your body asides your butt, you’re telling me you’d get some TP, wipe it a few times and say good as new?
I would not
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You’d prob nuke it with dawn ultra platinum and run under water for a good minute.
But a bidet or flushable wipes isn't getting your b-hole this clean either
Posted on 2/24/26 at 6:02 pm to Harry Caray
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Bidets are probably much better in terms of sanitation, but I can not get over the mental hump of water squirting on my butthole leave that shite to the euros
If I can get over it anyone can get over it.
The worst part about having a bidet...is NOT having a bidet.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 6:03 pm to SmokeOnTheBayou
If you dont bidet, you're just walking around with a rusty sherriffs badge all day.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 6:04 pm to SmokeOnTheBayou
The men who defeated Germany twice and saved the world didn't have no damn wet wipes.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 6:05 pm to SmokeOnTheBayou
Why are there so many poop threads today?
Posted on 2/24/26 at 6:06 pm to kywildcatfanone
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Why are there so many poop threads today?
Because this joint has literally gone to shite.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 6:06 pm to kywildcatfanone
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Why are there so many poop threads today?
always seems to poop up when we’ve run out of things to talk about
Posted on 2/24/26 at 6:08 pm to SmokeOnTheBayou
If you think a bidet is gay you’re probably actually gay
Posted on 2/24/26 at 6:18 pm to SmokeOnTheBayou
Be a man and use the hose pipe....
Posted on 2/24/26 at 6:20 pm to Banned
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Be a man and use the hose pipe....
That's what I did, ran it through the window and wired and taped it to my toilet. Gotta be careful in the Summer months. It usually only takes one scalded taint to remember to let the water run a bit first.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 6:20 pm to SUB
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Yeah, but I don’t use my butthole to eat or do anything else but poop.
Yeah, but we do have Tennessee fans here so we have to take everything into account.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 6:21 pm to LegendInMyMind
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scalded taint
My favorite metal band
Posted on 2/24/26 at 6:22 pm to JodyPlauche
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If I can get over it anyone can get over it.
The worst part about having a bidet...is NOT having a bidet.
I love mine. I miss it when I have to go at work.
Since I work for a small company. I don't want to be the one to install one in the cummunial bathroom and have everyone think I am a freak for having a water squirter to hit you where the good Lord splits you.
Using a bidet is way more sanitary and you use less paper especially if you have one of those sticky sessions where it feels like you are giving birth to a baby. The cold water soothes your but hole after a spicy Taco Bell session that hits you like Draino.
Posted on 2/24/26 at 6:24 pm to SmokeOnTheBayou
I came here to post my poop pick in the toilet but after reading what you really meant…….nevermind. It would have been a prize winner though. 
Posted on 2/24/26 at 6:30 pm to SmokeOnTheBayou
If you havemt used a poop knife you havent really taken a shite
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