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USS Gerald Ford has plumbing problems, leftest news is promoting

Posted on 2/24/26 at 12:30 pm
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
10317 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 12:30 pm


News today is the aircraft carrier with 4900 sailers on board is experiencing a clogged toilet each day. Thats considered by the lefties to be critical to the performance of the 13 billion dollar carrier that has spent 270 days from homeport. A suggestion, switch the female hygiene products to water soluble. Thats an Aggie solution to pee pads, but it may encourage waste basket disposal.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19822 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 12:39 pm to
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The USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-78) is equipped with approximately 650 toilets.
Posted by thejuiceisloose
Member since Nov 2018
6272 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 12:41 pm to
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
29380 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 12:42 pm to
Not all that uncommon to have plumbing problems on aircraft carriers. We had an entire head back up and overflow because some a-hole stuffed a boondocker down a toilet. The Phantom Shower Shitter is a different story.
This post was edited on 2/24/26 at 12:44 pm
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
34853 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 12:43 pm to
It's the Dude Wipes. 100 percent
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
91652 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 12:45 pm to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
43843 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 12:49 pm to
Too many tampons down the men’s toilets.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33123 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:04 pm to
In a town of 4900…..some toilets will be clogged every day.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
34288 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:11 pm to
Just like the land based "climate sensitve low water use toilets" they suck
Posted by wheelr
Banned
Member since Jul 2012
5949 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:12 pm to
Couldn't they just poo off the side? That's what I do in my Xpress.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
40099 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:34 pm to
I thought the Navy specialize in pushing shite
Posted by travelgamer
Member since Aug 2024
2711 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:42 pm to
On the USS LaSalle AGF-3 in Bahrain we had no sewage treatment system, flush the toilet and it went out a port on the side of the ship. We were not allowed in US or AU ports.
This post was edited on 2/24/26 at 2:20 pm
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
56697 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:46 pm to
Shitty situation
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33623 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 1:51 pm to
George Patton:

"Yesterday, the inspector general's office told me... my Italian prisoners didn't have enough latrines. Hell, they didn't know what a damn latrine was till I showed 'em."
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19285 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 2:28 pm to
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The Phantom Shower Shitter is a different story.


Navy is full of waffle stompers.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
29380 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 2:38 pm to
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Navy is full of waffle stompers.

The Phantom Shitter wasn't a stomper, he would just leave a pile. They caught him in the act after about four or five incidents. Squadron guy who selected other squadron and ship's company berthings to do the deed.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18345 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 2:39 pm to
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boondocker


What this is
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
4799 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 2:40 pm to
“has spent 270 days from homeport”

Isn’t a cruise normally 6 months?
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17426 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 2:41 pm to
My dad was on an amphib and has hilarious stories of what the marines would do to the bathrooms when they picked them up.
Posted by travelgamer
Member since Aug 2024
2711 posts
Posted on 2/24/26 at 2:44 pm to
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