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TPUSA halftime headliner Kid Rock sings about banging underage girls

Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:06 am
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
1535 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:06 am
Great choice of headliners TPUSA! Epstein would be proud.

Lyrics to "Cool, Daddy Cool":

quote:

See me cruisin' in my caddy
Ho's they like to call me "Daddy Cool"
When I'm stylin'
Just rollin on the island
Now just in case I pack heat
Keep a case of brew in my back seat
Got a pocket full of cash hey
Got a fatty in my ashtray
I'm Cool (Daddy Cool)
Call Me Cool (Daddy Cool)
I'm Cool (Daddy Cool)
Call Me Cool (Daddy Cool)
(Bad arse) (Daddy Cool)
(Bad arse) (Daddy Cool)
(Bad arse) (Daddy Cool)
(Bad arse)



Mackin' to this phat beat
Bass pushin' through my back seat
You know I got that gangsta lean
Ho's they all adore me
I stop and they all swarm me
To check out all my fly gold rings
The treat my like the mayor
Cause I'm the biggest player
Mackin' all honeys up here in the "D" baby You know I do
Grubbin' on some pork rinds
Kickin' out them sex rhymes
Everybody wants to be my friend
But I can't be your friend no
Unless you got some endo to smoke
I ain't no joke

Call Me Cool (Daddy Cool)
I'm Cool (Daddy Cool)
Call Me Cool (Daddy Cool)
I'm Cool (yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Bad arse) (Daddy Cool)
(Bad arse) (Daddy Cool)
(Bad arse) (Daddy Cool)
(Bad arse)
(Female singer)
I like the way you profile
Them posey's they got style
Daddy can I roll with you?
Here's some money for your gas tank
A forty and fat-tay
Daddy, so I'm down with you



Now some people say my mind's blown
I'm coolin' like a snow cone
On my cell phone
I'm paid, G
Can't call me
Just page me

Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's MANDATORY!


My story ain't that complex
Two forties and a Rolex
I rip, I rock, I roll G
I trim my hair with the Flowbee
Got soul G
Like Al Green
Co-coolin' like the A-Team
From Maine to San Francisco
I'm shootin like a pistol
I'm so slick, I'm Crisco
Daddy likes to disco
(Come on work it on out)

Call Me Cool (Daddy Cool)
I'm Cool (Daddy Cool)
Call Me Cool (Daddy Cool)
I'm Cool (oooohh, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Bad arse) (Daddy Cool)
(Bad arse) (Daddy Co-hoo-hoo-ool)
(Bad arse) (Daddy Cool)
(Bad arse) (Daddy, Daddy Cool, yeah)


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Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
44762 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:09 am to
Will that be in the song playlist?

Lotta legendary artists have sung similar lyrics.

Beatles, Buffett, Jett, …

Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
18288 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:10 am to
Posted by Pragmatist2025
Member since Jun 2025
751 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:11 am to
I have refrained from commenting on this topic but since you pointed this out…Kid Rock does seem like an odd choice for TPUSA. I would not expect a gospel choir, however this seems a lil extreme considering the Christian aspects promoted by Charlie Kirk.
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
9871 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:11 am to
No one loves a purity test more than a leftist.
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
5849 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:13 am to
quote:

Christian aspects promoted by Charlie Kirk.


He's gone, now they can bastardize TPUSA.
Posted by Pragmatist2025
Member since Jun 2025
751 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:15 am to
quote:

No one loves a purity test more than a leftist
I think it is less of a purity test but possibly making an obvious statement of morality differences because of the gay rabbit guy.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
127076 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:15 am to
Is this one of those pretend moral quandaries where you hold your opponent to morals that you don’t personally hold yourself to?
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35045 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:16 am to
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
27965 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:17 am to
quote:

Young ladies, young ladies
I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's MANDATORY!

But he is white and loves Trump. That is all that matters.
Posted by jorconalx
alexandria
Member since Aug 2011
10827 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:19 am to
Now do Bruce Springsteen….

“Hey little girl is your daddy home?”
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
1535 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:20 am to
quote:


Is this one of those pretend moral quandaries where you hold your opponent to morals that you don’t personally hold yourself to?


Neither Kid Rock nor TPUSA are my "opponent". I won't be watching Bad Bunny, either.

I just thought there was some irony in TPUSA's choice of headliner for their anti-Bad Bunny halftime show.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
44762 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:21 am to
Tipper Gore and the Clintons were all in on policing record & video game labels.

Remember Sista Soulja?
This post was edited on 2/5/26 at 11:03 am
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
1535 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:22 am to
quote:


Now do Bruce Springsteen….

“Hey little girl is your daddy home?”


Springsteen was not the one chosen to represent TPUSA.
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
22109 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:22 am to
Oh lawd.... lol
Lighten up! It's rock n roll...
Kid Rock is as American as it gets!
Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
5099 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:23 am to
This just in. TPUSA has caved and Kid Rock has been replaced by David Allen Coe. He will be playing some of your favorites from Nothing Sacred and Underground Album.
Posted by Perfect Circle
S W Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
7822 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:36 am to
Ringo Starr, Dr. Hook, the Eagles, Jethro Tull, KISS and many others sang about lust for underage girls. While creepy, no one accused them of being Pedos. Frequently
songs are NOT written from a first person point of view, and many times those songs are fictional.

That being said, conservatives AND liberals BOTH have their share of dirt bags. Kid Rock is one of them.
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
36490 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:42 am to
If you're not here to equally criticize Bad Bunny and Green Day for their terrible music right along with Kid Rock, you should probably take a seat.

They're all terrible. And I'm not watching any NFL event or halftime show put on by ANYONE.
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
75122 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:44 am to
You only expose yourself.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
64093 posts
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:49 am to
Cool. I'm not watching either, or the game for that matter.

This is just another money grab anyway.
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