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I think my UPS delivery driver is napping between each delivery

Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:16 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
49816 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:16 pm
Two expensive deliveries are being made today so I’ve been watching the driver’s progress this afternoon. I didn’t even realize UPS did this now but it’s similar to Amazon where you can see where they are on a map. For two hours my guy has been three neighborhoods over from me making deliveries but he’s spending at least 15-20 minutes at each home.

I’m assuming the map just doesn’t update immediately even though it says it does, but that doesn’t explain why he has been to only two neighborhoods in the last two hours. How long does it take to grab a box, walk it to the house, then drive to the next location?


Rant over!
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
4992 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:17 pm to
Can hardly wait to try on you new xxl anal plug?
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53244 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:18 pm to
Get off the phone and do something productive.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
49816 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:19 pm to
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Can hardly wait to try on you new xxl anal plug?

What can I say? The xl one made my butthole bigger so it no longer fills it properly. I had to upgrade!
This post was edited on 1/30/26 at 3:20 pm
Posted by Long Ball Larry
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2021
1572 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:19 pm to
dont rush me bud , Ill be there when I get there
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
121093 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:20 pm to
Posted by Gnash
Cypress, Tx
Member since Oct 2015
10338 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:20 pm to
FedEx has been a nuclear clusterfrick all week due to the weather. Numerous shipments for my job are MIA. Had a package being shipped from Austin to Houston that went all the way to their hub in Memphis but they finally got it here today.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19766 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

The xl one made my butthole bigger so it no longer fills it properly. I had to upgrade!


Get an inflatable plug and save some money
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12300 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:22 pm to
He’s dropping off special care packages to a bunch of desperate housewives. Don’t be mad cause he’s laying pipe while you’re waiting on your sex doll to get delivered.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
4992 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

xl one made my butthole bigger so it no longer fills


Careful, you're headed down a dark path. If you need to talk to someone, you can call someone else because I don't want to hear any of that mess
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
10658 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

Had a package being shipped from Austin to Houston that went all the way to their hub in Memphis but they finally got it here toda


Isn’t that what they’ve always done?
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
14364 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:28 pm to
He’s a Jody…

Let the man be.
This post was edited on 1/30/26 at 3:29 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
177091 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

Two expensive deliveries
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22351 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:31 pm to
They're parking the truck and walking the neighborhood

Calm your tits down
This post was edited on 1/30/26 at 7:46 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
49816 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:34 pm to


New golf clubs, baw. Excited to try them out!!
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114238 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:34 pm to
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but he’s spending at least 15-20 minutes at each home.


Jody making deliveries now
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
177091 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

New golf clubs, baw. Excited to try them out!!


ya well i got a combat shadowcast niw on the way, eat shite son! iykyk
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
5061 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 3:41 pm to
Wow, two expensive deliveries in one day?
Posted by justjoe906
Member since Oct 2013
2362 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 4:07 pm to
You'll be lucky if you even get the delivery today.
Posted by BigUglies10
Member since Jan 2026
753 posts
Posted on 1/30/26 at 4:18 pm to
Probably being delivered by blue hair, nose ring, I get mines -
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