You don't need breakfast, America

If you're not actively working in manual labor, you don't need three hot meals a day. Americans still eat like they're working on a farm 14 hours a day and the phrase "breakfast is the most important meal of the day" was started by Kellogg and promoted by large cereal manufacturers.

I challenge you to sit next to a McDonald's drive-thru between 7-9 am. 90%+ of the drivers going through that line will be obese. Stop thinking you need to wake up and immediately start shoving food in your fat, gross faces. You don't.

I know people will respond, "8ut clientnumber9, I start my day with weights and a 7 mile run- I need some carbs and sugars first." I'm not talking to you. Unfortunately, that's a tiny sliver of this fat arse nation. I'm talking to low impulse control fatties on this board that grunt when they stand up.

You can have a banana or a cup of yogurt if you're absolutely insistent on having something light but you don't need a full meal. Thank you for your attention to this matter.