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Coleman (Trading Places), Alfred (Batman) or Hobson (Arthur)?
Posted on 1/4/26 at 6:15 pm
Posted on 1/4/26 at 6:15 pm
Who would you want to be your butler/servant?
I'm going to go with Coleman.
I'm going to go with Coleman.
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Posted on 1/4/26 at 6:18 pm to muttenstein
Can I be Batman but have Hobson as my butler?
I want to hear him tell Catwoman, "Steal something casual."
I want to hear him tell Catwoman, "Steal something casual."
Posted on 1/4/26 at 6:22 pm to muttenstein
Hobson. Because Sir John Gielgud
Posted on 1/4/26 at 6:28 pm to muttenstein
Coleman without hesitation.
Posted on 1/4/26 at 6:49 pm to muttenstein
No one "Igor" ?
Posted on 1/4/26 at 6:54 pm to wesfau
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Coleman without hesitation.
Coleman was 100% complicit in the Dukes' scheme to ruin Louis' life. Changed the locks on him and then pretended he had no idea who Louis was when he tried to get in. And this is the man you want in your employ? Give me Alfred. That's a ride or die mother****er if there ever was one.
Posted on 1/4/26 at 7:23 pm to muttenstein
Like Denholmee Elliot and Michael Caine, but I’d have to go with Alfredbecause he covers a lot of duties…
Posted on 1/4/26 at 7:35 pm to tigerinthebueche
Hobson, because he knows what's good for you and has your back.
Posted on 1/4/26 at 8:14 pm to muttenstein
Woodhouse
Posted on 1/4/26 at 8:21 pm to muttenstein
Alfred in the comics was a former British intelligence officer and just an overall resourceful guy. And he seems to able to keep a secret.
This post was edited on 1/4/26 at 8:24 pm
Posted on 1/4/26 at 9:05 pm to muttenstein
Hobson! Because he was the most quotable.
“Good luck in prison”
“Steal something casual”
“ usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.”
“Yes. As we can all see, it’s a lovely day, which would seem to indicate that the night is over.”
Many many others as well
“Good luck in prison”
“Steal something casual”
“ usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.”
“Yes. As we can all see, it’s a lovely day, which would seem to indicate that the night is over.”
Many many others as well
Posted on 1/4/26 at 11:32 pm to muttenstein
Alfred regularly talked shite to BATMAN and not only lived to tell about it but was never chastised for it. Like, in basically every iteration. Thats how much respect Bruce Wayne had for Alfred.
Alfred: Did you get mauled by a tiger?
BW: It was a dog.
Alfred: eh?
BW: Its was a BIG dog.
To say nothing of all the smart arse dry/glib shite BTAS version Alfred used to tell him.
Alfred all the way. Coleman has zero loyalty and also once got lost in his own museum so frick that guy.
Alfred: Did you get mauled by a tiger?
BW: It was a dog.
Alfred: eh?
BW: Its was a BIG dog.
To say nothing of all the smart arse dry/glib shite BTAS version Alfred used to tell him.
Alfred all the way. Coleman has zero loyalty and also once got lost in his own museum so frick that guy.
Posted on 1/5/26 at 6:11 am to muttenstein
Coleman is the least loyal though. Alfred will die for you.
Posted on 1/5/26 at 7:53 am to Napoleon
Coleman was not Louis’ employee, the Duke’s paid him. But once he realized what he did, he had their backs and gave them all his money.
Posted on 1/5/26 at 8:08 am to muttenstein
Extra primo good, Mr. Coleman, sir!
Posted on 1/5/26 at 8:09 am to muttenstein
Alfred is the penultimate ride or die butler
So Alfred
1,000X Alfred
Coleman calls the ambulance when you get shot
Hobson laughs at you when you get shot, as he updates his resume
Alfred jumps in front of the gun to take the bullet for you
So Alfred
1,000X Alfred
Coleman calls the ambulance when you get shot
Hobson laughs at you when you get shot, as he updates his resume
Alfred jumps in front of the gun to take the bullet for you
This post was edited on 1/5/26 at 8:31 am
Posted on 1/5/26 at 8:26 am to ColdDuck
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Coleman was not Louis’ employee, the Duke’s paid him. But once he realized what he did, he had their backs and gave them all his money.
This right here.
Posted on 1/5/26 at 9:29 am to muttenstein
quote:There's a Bird Cage joke here, but this board isn't big on that film.
Coleman
Posted on 1/5/26 at 9:30 am to Fewer Kilometers
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this board isn't big on that film
That's a shame. Some incredible performances in that flick.
Hank Azaria was a scene-stealer in particular.
Posted on 1/5/26 at 10:00 am to wesfau
quote:I'd add Agador Spartacus to the butler debate but, while he'd be entertaining for a few days, he'd bring too much drama with him.
Hank Azaria was a scene-stealer in particular.
This post was edited on 1/5/26 at 10:16 am
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