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Spin off thread: What did your kids name their Elf?

Posted on 12/22/25 at 5:52 am
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 5:52 am
Ours was Mr. Bojangles, named after the restaurant, not the song....
Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 5:54 am to
Ronnie James Dio
Posted by Lowdermilk
Lowdermilk Beach
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 5:56 am to


Django
Posted by Crimson1L
Fairhope
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:06 am to
Clark
Posted by Walter White Jr
Member since Aug 2021
664 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:11 am to
My son named it Oscar. No idea where that came from
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14937 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 6:25 am to
Holly
Posted by Tom Servo
Member since Aug 2009
572 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 7:00 am to
Tortuga
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
10468 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 7:07 am to
Doesn’t having the ability to name the elf kind of defeat the game?

“Son, Santa sent this spy to watch you. Oddly, he doesn’t have a name, what should we call him?”

Santa must be a real ahole not to even give his elves that he sends on these spy missions names.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 7:08 am to
Mingo

ETA: No wait, that was our garden gnome.
This post was edited on 12/22/25 at 7:09 am
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
93777 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 7:15 am to
Daughter named it Winter
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32598 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 7:17 am to
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Mingo

ETA: No wait, that was our garden gnome.


You win today.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
85410 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 7:42 am to
Elfvis.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23104 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 7:44 am to
Louie, don't know where they got the name. My niece named hers Buttercup, it was a girl elf.
Posted by ccard257
Fort Worth, TX
Member since Oct 2012
1455 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 7:45 am to
Robot. No idea why.
Posted by evil cockroach
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Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 7:47 am to
Izzy (she’s a girl elf)
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
10947 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:01 am to
Toby or Kunta Kente
Posted by Aguga
Member since Aug 2021
3740 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:10 am to
We didn’t adopt the elf of the shelf bullshite. Santa is always watching though.
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
38885 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:14 am to
We don’t do the Elf on the Shelf thing, but some of the stuff I see cracks me up
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
25163 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:16 am to
Melvin

Have no idea why

Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 12/22/25 at 8:24 am to
Lt. Dan (because of his floppy legs)
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