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Heading to Wife’s Work Christmas Party
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:27 pm
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:27 pm
My wife’s (no pics) Christmas party is in 30 minutes. She works at a very large hospital in Houston. Can any OT legends give me some good doctor or medical jokes to use tonight? TIA
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:27 pm to CovingtonCrooner
Get drunk and stare at bewbs
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:28 pm to CovingtonCrooner
quote:
Can any OT legends give me some good doctor or medical jokes to use tonight?
What the difference between the flu and Covid?
Nothing
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:28 pm to CovingtonCrooner
How can you tell the testicles from the seminal gland?
There's a vas deferens.
There's a vas deferens.
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:29 pm to CovingtonCrooner
My doctor drives a brown Probe
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:29 pm to CovingtonCrooner
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:29 pm to CovingtonCrooner
I could tell you some medical jokes...
But you wouldn't find them humerus
But you wouldn't find them humerus
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:32 pm to CovingtonCrooner
I knew a girl so stupid she set out to marry a dr and ended up married to a clinical psychology phd
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:33 pm to CovingtonCrooner
Don’t frick the temp
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:34 pm to CovingtonCrooner
I would suggest a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:35 pm to CovingtonCrooner
They'll be too busy telling stories about things they pull out of assholes to listen to anything you have to say
tell them i said that
tell them i said that
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:37 pm to CovingtonCrooner
Doctor: “There’s good news and bad news. The bad news is, you have partial short-term memory loss.”
Patient: “Oh no, Doctor. What’s the bad news?”
Patient: “Oh no, Doctor. What’s the bad news?”
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:37 pm to CovingtonCrooner
Tell them all you are The AssMan
Dr of Proctology
Dr of Proctology
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:37 pm to kywildcatfanone
Patient: “Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.”
Doctor: “Stop going to those places.”
Doctor: “Stop going to those places.”
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:44 pm to CovingtonCrooner
Gonna be a lot of sluts at that party. Women who work in hospitals are notoriously slutty. (I’m sure that doesn’t include your wife)
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:44 pm to The Torch
This.
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:45 pm to CovingtonCrooner
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Can any OT legends give me some good doctor or medical jokes to use tonight?
Ask a doctor where he went to nursing school. They love that one.
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:47 pm to CovingtonCrooner
1. Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
Only if you aim it well enough.
2. Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?
He kept seeing spots.
3. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
“Time to get your booster shot!”
4. What don’t you want to hear in the middle of surgery?
“Where’s my watch?”
5. Why did the doctor make an emergency call to the graveyard?
Because all the coffin.
6. What did the doctor prescribe to the man who couldn’t stop breaking wind?
A kite.
7. Why didn’t Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough?
Because a cold never bothered her anyway.
8. Why did the grasshopper go to the doctor?
He kept feeling jumpy.
9. Why did Dracula go to the doctor?
He couldn’t stop coffin!
10. What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
“Get dressed up — the doctor is taking us out!”
11. Why did the bucket go to the doctor?
He had a pail face.
12. What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?
A URL-ologist.
13. Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side?
He’s all right now!
Only if you aim it well enough.
2. Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?
He kept seeing spots.
3. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
“Time to get your booster shot!”
4. What don’t you want to hear in the middle of surgery?
“Where’s my watch?”
5. Why did the doctor make an emergency call to the graveyard?
Because all the coffin.
6. What did the doctor prescribe to the man who couldn’t stop breaking wind?
A kite.
7. Why didn’t Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough?
Because a cold never bothered her anyway.
8. Why did the grasshopper go to the doctor?
He kept feeling jumpy.
9. Why did Dracula go to the doctor?
He couldn’t stop coffin!
10. What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
“Get dressed up — the doctor is taking us out!”
11. Why did the bucket go to the doctor?
He had a pail face.
12. What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?
A URL-ologist.
13. Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side?
He’s all right now!
Posted on 12/13/25 at 6:57 pm to RichJ
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7. Why didn’t Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway.
I have a near 3yr old granddaughter... her parents are gonna love this one! Thanks!
Posted on 12/13/25 at 7:00 pm to CovingtonCrooner
What's it like having your wife be the breadwinner of the family? She's probably screwing one of the doctors that'll be there. If one of them keeps looking at you with a smile on his face, it's not because he's gay, it's because he's the one.
Sorry you had to find out this way.
Sorry you had to find out this way.
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