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Sydney Sweeney is a knockout in the ring for Sports Illustrated cover

Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:20 am
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:20 am
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:21 am to
I see three of them. Hit the one in the middle.
Posted by Fat and Happy
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:23 am to
I love that she just keeps rolling with everything and trolling the frick out the cry babies
Posted by Midget Death Squad
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:23 am to
boobs
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:24 am to
Damn fine jeans there
Posted by Lexis Dad
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:25 am to
She's the hero we need but don't necessarily deserve.
Posted by CollegeFBRules
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:26 am to
Man, without makeup, she is very average in the face.
Posted by Havoc
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:27 am to
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I love that she just keeps rolling with everything and trolling the frick out the cry babies

I mean, she’s just doing her thing. Not really trolling. Just zfg, which is awesome.
Posted by Saskwatch
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:30 am to
Did AI mesh Hillary Clinton and Rod Stewart?
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:31 am to
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Man, without makeup, she is
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very average
in the face.


Almost as watered down as calling someone a racist these days. There is nothing average about her. Go walk anywhere in public and say that shite with a straight face
Posted by slidingstop
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:37 am to
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There is nothing average about her.


those photos aren't doing her any favors face-wise (except the last one). Great tits, great figure, but her face in all but the last pic isn't very attractive. I'm sure that's intentional given the setting, but it aint attractive.
Posted by Lawyered
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:38 am to
Maybe if they ran this article a month or two earlier that movie wouldn’t have bombed so hard
Posted by CollegeFBRules
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:39 am to
Oh, I knew I would piss TD off calling her average in the face without makeup, but that’s what she is. Great body, but her face is not special.
Posted by slidingstop
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:43 am to
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but her face is not special.


It is when she smiles and in most of her other pics. Shes fine as frog hair, but those boxing pics aren't doing her any favors.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:45 am to
Very average face. Needs a lot of makeup to compensate.
Posted by AwesomeSauce
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:45 am to
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Women are more attractive when they use makeup to appear more attractive.
-CollegeFBRules


Really going out on a limb there. I understand what you are trying to say, but the same can be said for 99% of women. If judging them all without makeup she would be above average, if judging her without makeup to her with makeup, yes she is less attractive. She still has an amazing figure and with or without makeup is undeniably attractive by most if not all metrics.

Posted by CollegeFBRules
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:49 am to
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Really going out on a limb there. I understand what you are trying to say, but the same can be said for 99% of women. If judging them all without makeup she would be above average, if judging her without makeup to her with makeup, yes she is less attractive. She still has an amazing figure and with or without makeup is undeniably attractive by most if not all metrics.


Misquote aside, you take a woman that men fawn over like a goddess, it’s fair to say that she’s average in the face.

I’ve known quite a few women who were naturally gorgeous, and while Sweeney’s body is absolute fire, she is not anything special facially.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:51 am to
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Maybe if they ran this article a month or two earlier that movie wouldn’t have bombed so hard
All she does is make box office bombs

Hope it doesn’t ruin her career
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:51 am to
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Very average face. Needs a lot of makeup to compensate.


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UptownJoeBrown


Very average intelligence. Needs to be very aggressive to compensate.
Posted by Bayou_Tiger_225
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 9:53 am to
Part of what makes her so attractive is the fact that she has that “girl next door” face.
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