Everyone involved in this situation is pathetic

Lane Kiffin hasn’t learned lessons we all learn when we’re 12 - you can’t have your cake and eat it too.

And why is he getting away with this? Two desperate fanbases and administrations begging for his love / attention. No real blue blood with real options would tolerate this nonsense.

And the “insiders” and reporters have to be the most pathetic: engagement farming on X repeatedly with wide eye emoticons and “if what I just heard is true…” bullshite.

What an embarrassment all around.

I say if your LSU, you give Kiffin until midnight to e-sign the deal or move on to someone else.

He is not the messiah and is not Nick Saban.

Even if LSU hires him, I would give it 70/30 odds he’s fired within 5 seasons. There’s no way he actually lives up to expectations. This hot name coach shite happens every year in CFB and 90% of them disappear into obscurity and are never heard from again. Lane Kiffin is just a bigger name but same bullshite.

Anyway, at the end of it all, whichever school ends up with Lane knows he wanted to frick around with another girl. I feel like I’m watching the Batchelor. So fricking cringe and pathetic.