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Never seen a more woke redneck than Marty

Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:24 pm
Posted by CalicoLSU1980
Member since Nov 2025
32 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:24 pm
Quite the combo
Posted by DalenSA
2024 DAT RotY
Member since Jan 2023
9045 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:24 pm to
His Botox is atrocious
This post was edited on 11/29/25 at 4:25 pm
Posted by burke985
UGANDA
Member since Aug 2011
28256 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:24 pm to
He's gross
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50399 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:25 pm to
What's woke about him?
Posted by Ping Pong
LSU and UVA alum
Member since Aug 2014
5933 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:25 pm to
He could star in the sequel to Broke Back Mountain
Posted by SouthernHog
Arkansas
Member since Jul 2016
6885 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:25 pm to
He is like what Hollywood thinks a redneck is. Doesn't come off as authentic.
Posted by Gnash
Cypress, Tx
Member since Oct 2015
9818 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:25 pm to
Marty’s a good ol baw he’s just gonna get some of momma’s biscuits and gravy and wash it down with a lil sweet tea
Posted by Houmatiger0626
Member since Sep 2024
1139 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:26 pm to
He lost all credibility years ago when he believed the fake Bubba Wallace garage noose hoax and got emotional
Posted by Me
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2003
5094 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:27 pm to
Well he fake cried about the "noose". Let's start there.
Posted by KC Tiger
Member since Sep 2006
4863 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:27 pm to
Wouldn’t he have known (and reported) that there was a 5pm team meeting called by Kiffin (which this board insists is the case)?

He may dislike LSU, but he doesn’t want to intentionally look ineffective at his job
Posted by BasedAF
Member since Nov 2024
761 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:28 pm to
Marched for BLM. fricking loser
Posted by Reeaholic
Moss Bluff
Member since Jun 2019
1267 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:30 pm to
He was also allowed to be in the building and Ole Miss may want to control what gets out when. Reporters like Marty follow when/what they’re told to report. It gives them good connections.
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
18309 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:30 pm to
Bro looks like a mega church youth preacher
This post was edited on 11/29/25 at 4:31 pm
Posted by Tiger_n_ATL
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2005
33157 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:31 pm to
BLM lives in your head. That makes you a bigger loser.
Posted by PacLSU
I have been a
Member since Sep 2003
3653 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:31 pm to
His face.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41160 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:31 pm to
He has the most narrow shoulders. Built like you could stuff him and his 12 yo boy hair cut into a locker
Posted by OsTiger78
Ocean Springs, Ms.
Member since Aug 2019
868 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:32 pm to
Oh no, not woke.., Big scary word, hide your kids
Posted by Kirk Herbstreit
in the outhouse
Member since Jan 2005
6154 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:32 pm to
He is bestowed to his overlords. They want a feminine male character to become the norm. F that guy.
Posted by R11
Member since Aug 2017
5032 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:33 pm to
Cork soaker
Posted by tgrgrd00
Kenner, LA
Member since Jun 2004
10927 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

Oh no, not woke.., Big scary word, hide your kids


You are a fricking pussy
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