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Why haven’t we had an update from Jordy Culotta?

Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:14 pm
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
68534 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:14 pm
I mean, Glen West and Ross Dellenger whatever but Culotta is the most plugged in guy in the BR Metro.
Posted by SulphursFinest
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2015
11285 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:15 pm to
The obvious answer is because Kiffin hasn’t told anyone what he’s doing yet.

Every source is a guess
Posted by civiltiger07
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
14999 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:15 pm to
Turn on notifications for Chris Low’s X account.
Posted by MrWalkingMan
Republic of West Florida
Member since Aug 2010
7917 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:16 pm to
Posted by Evolve
Texas
Member since Aug 2012
3366 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:16 pm to
Thanks Matt
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19492 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:16 pm to
He tweeted train emojis this morning but that feels like an eternity ago at this point
Posted by Nix to Twillie
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2015
19939 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:17 pm to
That dude would have said Sumrall was a lock the day after BK was fired.

Can’t stand him.
Posted by mtnhighTiger
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since Jan 2010
4270 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:18 pm to
They're all being quiet to remain in the good graces after "The Decision". Don't want to be on Lane's bad side out of the gate.
Posted by gsvar2004
Member since Nov 2007
8766 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:19 pm to
I thought Jordy sold medical devices or something now
Posted by SoloTiger
Member since Aug 2016
10653 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:19 pm to
Who?
Posted by shagnasty 2
Not far enough away
Member since Nov 2013
1052 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:19 pm to
Too broke after his divorce.
Posted by WavinWilly
Wavin Away in Sharlo
Member since Oct 2010
8964 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:20 pm to
I think he’s out of the LSU media game.
Posted by BrianKellysbuyout
Member since Nov 2025
142 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

broke after his divorce.


Didn't he just get married?
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
86775 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:22 pm to
Because he doesn’t know shite
This post was edited on 11/29/25 at 2:23 pm
Posted by Enadious
formerly B5Lurker City of Central
Member since Aug 2004
18505 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:26 pm to
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Thanks Matt

You beat me to it
Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom
Member since Nov 2016
987 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:26 pm to
Because he’s too busy standing outside of Sunbelt Billy’s house.

Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
12781 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:28 pm to
Jordy ready to find out whose butt he'll be sniffing for the next 5-7 years.
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
32167 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:35 pm to
Rufino said Kiffin would be on campus by Wednesday. What happened!?!
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
6418 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

update from Jordy Culotta?


Posted by 4evrlsu
Death Valley
Member since Jun 2008
2358 posts
Posted on 11/29/25 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

They're all being quiet


Except for Mascona who has had about 6 podcasts in the last 36 hours. All with him frantically “proving” he was right when he said XYZ. His dilemma is that he has stated every conceivable outcome as a probability. Therefore, no matter what, he can crow about being right all along.

Also, he will inevitably say that he knew {insert outcome} all along. He just had to protect his sources.

It’s been quite entertaining.
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