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My source finally got back to me
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:40 pm
He's been working his arse off day and night to feed me quality inside information. This is his only job by the way.
Last night around 11:30pm he shows up at the front door of my Baton Rouge CC mansion as I'm settling in with a Blanton's on the rocks, scrolling TD.
"Good evening sir, it's done", he says.
"What? What is?"
"The ink is dry, its over"
"What the frick are you talking about?"
"Deal with Kiffin is in place. He will be your next coach"
"Okay, that's great news! Who told you this?"
"No one sir. I just noticed Shea Dixon posted a mildly upbeat "things are trending positive" on On3 behind a paywall, so naturally I assume the contract is signed."
"Oh.....okay, well...thanks, Phil"
"Sir, you can call me PhillyTiger9 going forward."
"Get the frick off my property you piece of shite"
Last night around 11:30pm he shows up at the front door of my Baton Rouge CC mansion as I'm settling in with a Blanton's on the rocks, scrolling TD.
"Good evening sir, it's done", he says.
"What? What is?"
"The ink is dry, its over"
"What the frick are you talking about?"
"Deal with Kiffin is in place. He will be your next coach"
"Okay, that's great news! Who told you this?"
"No one sir. I just noticed Shea Dixon posted a mildly upbeat "things are trending positive" on On3 behind a paywall, so naturally I assume the contract is signed."
"Oh.....okay, well...thanks, Phil"
"Sir, you can call me PhillyTiger9 going forward."
"Get the frick off my property you piece of shite"
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:41 pm to HoustonTiger99
This was funnier in your head.
Go read the thread unluckytiger is posting in and enjoy the ride.
Go read the thread unluckytiger is posting in and enjoy the ride.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:41 pm to HoustonTiger99
quote:
No one sir. I just noticed Shea Dixon posted a mildly upbeat "things are trending positive" on On3 behind a paywall, so naturally I assume the contract is signed.
Well done!
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:42 pm to HoustonTiger99
I hope I never cross you at a party
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:42 pm to FireGoodell
quote:
Ban
All in good jest while we wait for real news
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:42 pm to HoustonTiger99
quote:
a Blanton's on the rocks,
you misspelled blanton's neat.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:43 pm to HoustonTiger99
You’re even more retarded than Philly.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:44 pm to HoustonTiger99
Raining downvotes shows how many people are starved for info at the moment. Peak rant.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:44 pm to HoustonTiger99
This was just as factual as everything else that’s been posted here concerning Kiffin.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:45 pm to MykTide
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This was just as factual as everything else that’s been posted here concerning Kiffin.
That's precisely what I'm poking fun at.
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:47 pm to HoustonTiger99
Please tell me AI wrote this
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