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My source finally got back to me

Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:40 pm
Posted by HoustonTiger99
Member since Nov 2025
74 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:40 pm
He's been working his arse off day and night to feed me quality inside information. This is his only job by the way.

Last night around 11:30pm he shows up at the front door of my Baton Rouge CC mansion as I'm settling in with a Blanton's on the rocks, scrolling TD.

"Good evening sir, it's done", he says.

"What? What is?"

"The ink is dry, its over"

"What the frick are you talking about?"

"Deal with Kiffin is in place. He will be your next coach"

"Okay, that's great news! Who told you this?"

"No one sir. I just noticed Shea Dixon posted a mildly upbeat "things are trending positive" on On3 behind a paywall, so naturally I assume the contract is signed."

"Oh.....okay, well...thanks, Phil"

"Sir, you can call me PhillyTiger9 going forward."

"Get the frick off my property you piece of shite"


Posted by DomincDecoco
RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers
Member since Oct 2018
11681 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:41 pm to
This was funnier in your head.

Go read the thread unluckytiger is posting in and enjoy the ride.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
51969 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

No one sir. I just noticed Shea Dixon posted a mildly upbeat "things are trending positive" on On3 behind a paywall, so naturally I assume the contract is signed.

Well done!
Posted by Shanks A Lot
Member since Dec 2023
1124 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:41 pm to
Slow clap
Posted by FireGoodell
Member since Mar 2019
8151 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:41 pm to
Ban
Posted by BMTiger
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2021
1327 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:42 pm to
I hope I never cross you at a party
Posted by HoustonTiger99
Member since Nov 2025
74 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

Ban


All in good jest while we wait for real news
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
28653 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by FIRE_coachesname
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2016
122 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:42 pm to
get back to work
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
175971 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

a Blanton's on the rocks,


you misspelled blanton's neat.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
9640 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:43 pm to
You’re even more retarded than Philly.
Posted by Fat Bastard
2024 NFL pick'em champion
Member since Mar 2009
88842 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:43 pm to
Posted by Shanks A Lot
Member since Dec 2023
1124 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:44 pm to
Raining downvotes shows how many people are starved for info at the moment. Peak rant.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
26908 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:44 pm to
This was just as factual as everything else that’s been posted here concerning Kiffin.
Posted by RUKIDDINGME
Conroe, TX
Member since Nov 2018
2673 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:44 pm to
That is hilarious!
Posted by HoustonTiger99
Member since Nov 2025
74 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

This was just as factual as everything else that’s been posted here concerning Kiffin.


That's precisely what I'm poking fun at.
Posted by lsuguy84
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2009
26268 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:46 pm to
Posted by TigerGrad03
Member since Dec 2024
949 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:46 pm to
please ban
Posted by Highland n Stadium
Loranger
Member since Sep 2016
753 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:46 pm to
Lmao!!!
Posted by abellsujr
Member since Apr 2014
38011 posts
Posted on 11/20/25 at 3:47 pm to
Please tell me AI wrote this
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