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Which one of you California baws is going to marry Lisa? Billboard woman

Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:05 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
18911 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:05 pm
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A San Francisco Bay-area woman is supersizing her search for love, one highway billboard at a time.

Featuring a photo of 42-year-old Lisa Catalano and her website, MarryLisa.com, the signs have garnered thousands of applications from interested men.

After spending six months on dating apps with nothing meaningful to show for it, Catalano decided it was time she took a different approach.

“I decided, you know, I’m going to create my own personal dating website and see if I can drive traffic to it and get some dates out of it,” she said. “And so far, so good.”

https://www.marrylisa.com/





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APPLICATIONS BACK OPEN!
CALIFORNIA MEN ONLY!

AGES 35-47 ONLY!

If you do not live in California and are not in that age range, your application will be DELETED and not looked at.

?Lisa received over 3,800 applications from 9/24/25 - 10/15/25 and reviewed all of them personally and is currently reaching out to San Francisco Bay Area men to schedule dates. Due to the popular request to bring back the application forms, they are now live again for a limited time!






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Full length photo of Lisa in a tight bright blue dress with her hand on her hip
Fast Facts About lisa
42 years old

5'5.5" tall

130 lbs

36C

San Mateo, CA

Santa Clara University alum

Currently self-employed

Democrat, Liberal

Non-practicing Catholic, not religious

Enjoys wine and an occasional cocktail

No tobacco, no marijuana, no drugs

Great sense of humor

Loves going out and doing things!

SF Giants fan!

Convertible owner!

Loves cats!

Artistic & creative!

Has not had any cosmetic procedures

High energy, healthy, active lifestyle

Never married, no kids

Wants marriage and kids within the

next 2-3 years with the right man!


Her requirements for the guy:
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Non negotiables

Lisa's non-negotiable items are qualities which align with her core values and she believes are essential for compatibility in a relationship. Please read these carefully before submitting an application.

family
Must be on board with a monogamous relationship, and dating with the intent for marriage. Must be alright with a timeframe of marriage and starting a family within the next 2-3 years.

Education
College educated. Bachelor's degree at a minimum.

lifestyle
Generally healthy lifestyle is a must. No marijuana, tobacco, psychedelics, or recreational drug use. Good hygiene.

politics
Must be Democratic or liberal or left leaning politically.

religion
Looking for someone who is not particularly religious. Okay with spiritual or non-religious or along those lines.

Record
No criminal record, non-violent personality.


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Preferences but some flexibility

The following are desirable qualities Lisa is seeking in a man, but there is the potential for some flexibility.

age
35-45. Flexible within a year or two at most.

family
Preference is for never married, no kids.

location
Located within the San Francisco Bay Area/Silicon Valley.

Appearance
Generally speaking, Lisa is attracted to more clean-cut looking men, slim to medium build, no or minimal tattoos/piercings. She has no height requirement.



This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 4:02 pm
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
39727 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:07 pm to
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42 years old
quote:

Wants marriage and kids within the next 2-3 years with the right man!


Little late sister
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31725 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:07 pm to
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36C



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Democrat, Liberal,Loves cats!


Found the deal breaker...
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 3:10 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
63789 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:08 pm to
She needs a man accessory to her boss girl resume.
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
College Station
Member since Jul 2022
2861 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:10 pm to
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Loves cats!


That’s a red flag
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147695 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:10 pm to
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Democrat, Liberal

Posted by guzziguy
Lake Forest
Member since Jun 2022
743 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:11 pm to
Democrat, Liberal- STRIKE ONE!

Loves cats!- STRIKE TWO!

Wants marriage and kids within the next 2-3 years- STRIKE THREE!

YOU'RE OUT!
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73346 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:12 pm to
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Democrat, Liberal



quote:

Great sense of humor


Does not compute.

quote:

Loves cats!

Artistic & creative!


oof!


And I bet it smells.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19251 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:13 pm to
That is an excellent gif to use.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
34551 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:15 pm to
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Currently self-employed Democrat, Liberal Non-practicing Catholic, not religious Enjoys wine and an occasional cocktail No tobacco, no marijuana, no drugs Great sense of humor


This is pretty much a laundry list of red flags.

Eta: imagine being rejected by this dumb b for being 48.
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 3:17 pm
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
26246 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:15 pm to
She forgot "Wants divorce and alimony in 12 to 15 years."
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
72667 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:17 pm to
Dear Lord. self edit that post lady, half of her “resume” items are red flags.
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 3:18 pm
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8211 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:17 pm to
I'm good
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
5824 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:17 pm to
Veneers. Pass.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73346 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:18 pm to
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Convertible owner!


electric?
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66814 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:20 pm to
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130 lbs

I.e 145 lbs

quote:

Currently self-employed

I.e. trying to make it at onlyfans

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Democrat, Liberal

Since listed....
I.e. hard core liberal

quote:

Non-practicing Catholic, not religious

I.e. atheist

quote:

Enjoys wine and an occasional cocktail

I.e. borderline alcoholic

quote:

Great sense of humor

I.e. thinks "The View" is hilarious

quote:

Loves going out and doing things!


I.e. going to Starbucks to use wifi

.... I could go on...




Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
33524 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:20 pm to
Candace Bushnell wrecked a lot of women
Posted by lepdagod
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
5332 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:21 pm to
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No tobacco, no marijuana, no drugs


42 year old broad standards way too high
Posted by Woobie
Member since Jan 2017
3248 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:24 pm to
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No tobacco, no marijuana, no drugs


strong words coming from a communist lover
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31725 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 3:39 pm to
Pic from four years ago with Celine Dion makes her look somewhat fixable, but I think once she hit 40, it's too late...

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