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Bootlickers, unite!

Posted on 11/5/25 at 9:20 pm
Posted by deltadummy
Member since Mar 2025
1304 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 9:20 pm
Back the blue! Shut your face and obey! Don't you dare question local government, you soy commie!

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"If you go to court, you can," the officer replied. "If you're going to deny it, I'm not going to extend you any courtesy."

Elser later found the theft video herself, posted on the social media site Nextdoor.


"When I saw it, I said, 'sure, it's far away, somewhat the same silhouette,'" she said. "But nobody hopped into a truck, and I think she was significantly younger than almost 50."

She said what happened next was even more concerning.

"It became my job to prove my innocence," Elser said. "And I thought it was supposed to be the other way around."

On her doorstep, the officer issued a summons, without ever looking at the surveillance video Elser had.


Ain't America great, comrade?

Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5035 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 9:21 pm to
Sir this is a Wendy's
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153535 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 9:23 pm to
stop stealing dex morgan's shtick

you fricking thief

I'm calling a cop
Posted by deltadummy
Member since Mar 2025
1304 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 9:24 pm to
Posted by deltadummy
Member since Mar 2025
1304 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 9:43 pm to
Ten downvotes. Fess up, bootlickers!
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
4295 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 9:44 pm to
Jesus Christ
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
5878 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 9:52 pm to
Good grief.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
28885 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

Back the blue! Shut your face and obey! Don't you dare question local government, you soy commie!


quote:

Ain't America great, comrade?


It’s almost like…some people are pieces of shite regardless of profession.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
27958 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

Bootlickers, unite!


behind a dick licker OP? Nah, hard pass
Posted by 24nights
North of I10
Member since Apr 2012
5229 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 10:49 pm to
I wanna a new drug and frick wendy’s
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72512 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 10:49 pm to
Bootticklers have their own Reddit forum

r/bootlaff
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
18731 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 10:54 pm to
quote:

Ain't America great, comrade?


Except for dicklickers like you existing in it.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
91727 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 10:57 pm to
OP sucks peen for a living
Posted by TigersnJeeps
FL Panhandle
Member since Jan 2021
2606 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:10 am to
Based on the article, 50% of green Rivian drivers are porch pirates...
Posted by Swamp Angel
Somewhere on a river
Member since Jul 2004
9528 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 5:23 am to
quote:

Back the blue! Shut your face and obey! Don't you dare question local government, you soy commie!...
...Ain't America great, comrade?


Hey, Comrade. Did you take a moment to make the connection that this occurred in the very blue state of Colorado? These are your very own Marxists running the show out there, and forensics is indicating that may be some of your saliva on those boots.

Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
30178 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 6:56 am to
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"It became my job to prove my innocence," Elser said. "And I thought it was supposed to be the other way around."


Yeah, it's called a "defense" in court.

Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
10635 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 7:10 am to
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deltadummy


Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
84947 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 7:12 am to
The Op has probably called the cops after seeing a black man in his neighborhood.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7179 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 7:17 am to
Buttlickers who came to the wrong place, follow me this way.
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
37629 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 7:25 am to
"It became my job to prove my innocence," Elser said. "And I thought it was supposed to be the other way around."
quote:

Yeah, it's called a "defense" in court.

She is correct; they would have to prove her guilt
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