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Welp. The Michelin guide proves itself to be total bullshite.

Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:13 pm
Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
Member since Dec 2011
18579 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:13 pm
They finally expanded to the south…

Top rated restaurant in New Orleans?

fricking Emeril’s

NOLA
Posted by tigercraig
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
3734 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:16 pm to
Fun fact

Michelin guide was originally created to make people drive more so they could sell more tires
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
7341 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:18 pm to
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In New Orleans, Emeril’s (800 Tchoupitoulas Street) led the way, earning two Michelin stars for its refined take on Creole cuisine. Run by E.J. Lagasse, son of celebrity chef Emeril Lagasse, the restaurant impressed inspectors with updates on classics like gumbo, barbecue shrimp, and cornbread—paired with standout service and Southern hospitality.

Two other local favorites, Saint-Germain (3054 St. Claude Avenue in Bywater) and Zasu (127 N. Carrollton Avenue in Mid-City), each received one star. Saint-Germain, helmed by chefs Blake Aguillard and Trey Smith, was praised for its creative tasting menus and bold flavors. Zasu, led by veteran New Orleans chef Sue Zemanick, earned its star for elegant seafood dishes that blend French technique with local ingredients.

In addition, 11 local restaurants received the Bib Gourmand distinction, which recognizes establishments offering great food at a great value:

Acamaya, 3070 Dauphine Street
Cochon, 930 Tchoupitoulas Street
Cochun Butcher, 930 Tchoupitoulas Street
Domlise’s Po-Boy & Bar, 5240 Annunciation Street
Dooky Chase, 2301 Orleans Avenue
Hungry Eyes, 4206 Magazine Street
Lufu Nola, 301 Saint Charles Avenue
Mister Mao, 4501 Tchoupitoulas Street
Parkway Bakery & Tavern, 538 Hagan Avenue
Saba, 5757 Magazine Street
Turkey and the Wolf, 739 Jackson Avenue
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3776 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:19 pm to
I bet commander's didn't even let them in the door. And jaque-imo's isn't enough of an edge Lord to make noise either. Guide is total horseshite
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153535 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:20 pm to
"Murder Under Glass"

A famous food critic, who has been extorting money from a restaurant owner in exchange for good reviews, murders him when he threatened to expose the critic.




Supposedly there is an entire documentary about Yelp shaking down restaurant owners
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82606 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:21 pm to
Have you been to Emeril’s in the last couple of years or are you just fricking mentally retarded in your general life?

Actually, we don’t want your answer.
This post was edited on 11/3/25 at 10:22 pm
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153535 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:21 pm to
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The Baker
Oh btw

Butcher & Candlestick Maker >>> you
Posted by jcole4lsu
The Kwisatz Haderach
Member since Nov 2007
31674 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:22 pm to
The inspectors go incognito so commander's wouldn't know when they showed up.
Maybe this newest chef just isn't up to par
Posted by tigerfan88
Member since Jan 2008
8652 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:24 pm to
Have you been since his son redid it in the past couple of years?

Michelin definitely favors fine dining, nine course tasting menu type restaurants when it comes to awarding actual stars. But if that’s what you’re looking for everyone I know who has been to emerils since they redid it says it’s incredible.
This post was edited on 11/3/25 at 10:26 pm
Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
Member since Dec 2011
18579 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

Have you been to Emeril’s in the last couple of years or are you just fricking mentally retarded in your general life?

Yes I’m retarded because I don’t think Emeril’s is the best restaurant in New Orleans.
quote:

Actually, we don’t want your answer.

Too bad, bitch
This post was edited on 11/3/25 at 10:48 pm
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82606 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:26 pm to
So you haven’t been. Got it.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49556 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

fricking Emeril’s


Found the guy who has never been to Emerils.

What a dumbass.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11249 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

Supposedly there is an entire documentary about Yelp shaking down restaurant owners


Yep pretty much everything you see involves money, paid something for a good review, or received free food in exchange for a glowing review.

My favorite is the Bayou Choice Awards the Houma Courier does.Every year they get different advertisers to proclaim they were selected as best what ever if you get enough votes. The joke is that unless you advertise in the paper you pretty much ineligible to win.

Sometimes they may even carve out a field so one can appear to win just because they want everyone to appear as a winner.

That is how you know almost all awards are fake or very suspicious.
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
12415 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:36 pm to
Not going to argue the merits of the New Orleans places, but here’s why I think you may be right. New Orleans got 3 starred restaurants. Austin, TX got 7, including 3 BBQ joints. Do the standards differ from city to city? Why would people think these are meaningful ratings?
Posted by MMauler
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Member since Jun 2013
23810 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:37 pm to
quote:

Saint-Germain (3054 St. Claude Avenue in Bywater)



Are they trying to get people murdered?
Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
Member since Dec 2011
18579 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:40 pm to
quote:

Are they trying to get people murdered?


I thought the same thing

Btw what happened to August?
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
12827 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 11:03 pm to
quote:

Dooky Chase, 2301 Orleans Avenue


Haven't been there in 20+ years. But man, that used to be the place to go to get amazing poboys on the go between clubs/bars.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
25642 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 11:30 pm to
quote:

Found the guy who has never been to Emerils.


Emerils is good, but it’s no where near the best New Orleans has to offer. It could be the best restaurant in most cities, but it’s not the best in New Orleans. There are several that are better, traditional, and non-traditional.
Posted by moontigr
Commanders/LA Kings/Detroit Tigers
Member since Nov 2020
6929 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 11:39 pm to
I like Emerils, but there are several other places in the city that are better.

No Commanders? No Clancys? Brigtsens? Peche? I could go on.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40108 posts
Posted on 11/3/25 at 11:42 pm to
Michelin has a “type”, if you will.

But for zero of the Brennan restaurants to even get a recommendation award, that’s certainly unexpected
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