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Any of you single baws have some bail money and want to be a Brazilian drug kingpin?

Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:02 am
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179094 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:02 am
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A fugitive, bikini-clad Brazilian influencer has been arrested after being accused of being the queen of an interstate drug-running and money laundering operation.

Melissa Said — who boasts more than 340,000 Instagram followers — had been on the run since Wednesday when five of her properties were raided by the Bahia Civil Police in northeast Brazil, according to the Brazilian news outlet Correio.

The 23-year-old social media star was the suspected leader of a major criminal gang involved with cannabis distribution and money laundering. She is accused of actively facilitating and encouraging the smuggling of illegal substances in Bahia and São Paulo.

Said was nabbed while hiding out at a friend’s house in Bahia, following an intensive surveillance and intelligence effort.

Police launched their investigation into the influencer in 2024 after she was allegedly caught with drugs at an airport, accused of advising her followers on how to evade law enforcement during drug transport, and promoting herself by handing out “kits” containing joints on the streets.



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Said was married to influencer Tássio Bacelar, who died in a bicycle accident in October 2023, according to the outlet.











Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3384 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:05 am to
I can fix her
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69443 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:06 am to
she is tiny except for that arse
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
45091 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:06 am to
Can smuggle a lot of colombian bam bam between those cheeks
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179094 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:07 am to
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she is tiny except for that arse










Her Instagram
This post was edited on 10/24/25 at 10:09 am
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92119 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:13 am to
Nothing better than a sun kissed Brazilian
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8925 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:14 am to
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Nothing better than a sun kissed Brazilian


I support the Brazilians' war against pubic hair. God speed.
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8925 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:14 am to
quote:


Nothing better than a sun kissed Brazilian


I support the Brazilians' war against pubic hair. God speed.


ETA- even the internet gods support the war on pubes with the double post.
This post was edited on 10/24/25 at 10:16 am
Posted by ActusHumanus
St. George, Louisiana
Member since Sep 2025
574 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:15 am to
She has to be not-guilty, right?
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
16821 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:27 am to
quote:

Nothing better than a sun kissed Brazilian


Gostosa com marquinha
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69220 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 11:11 am to
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I can fix her


I can make her worse
Posted by TheePalmetto
Member since Aug 2025
1216 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 11:37 am to
Whatever prison winds up holding her is going to have thousands of job applicants
Posted by FahQGump
Auburn, Al
Member since Dec 2021
1402 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 11:58 am to
Got a link to how much her bail is?!
Posted by FahQGump
Auburn, Al
Member since Dec 2021
1402 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 12:00 pm to
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Her Instagram


Damn you. I said I would never have Instagram.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27382 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 12:00 pm to
She looks better walking away than towards
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27115 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 12:04 pm to
There a tiny mole on her buttocks cheek...gonna have to pass for "now" as I have standards.





Ok now that "now" has passed, I'm all in on some bail money to help this poor unfortunate entrepreneur.

Posted by Viceroy_Fizzlebottom
Member since May 2019
292 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 12:09 pm to
Nothing to fix my good man
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