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Any of you single baws have some bail money and want to be a Brazilian drug kingpin?
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:02 am
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:02 am
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A fugitive, bikini-clad Brazilian influencer has been arrested after being accused of being the queen of an interstate drug-running and money laundering operation.
Melissa Said — who boasts more than 340,000 Instagram followers — had been on the run since Wednesday when five of her properties were raided by the Bahia Civil Police in northeast Brazil, according to the Brazilian news outlet Correio.
The 23-year-old social media star was the suspected leader of a major criminal gang involved with cannabis distribution and money laundering. She is accused of actively facilitating and encouraging the smuggling of illegal substances in Bahia and São Paulo.
Said was nabbed while hiding out at a friend’s house in Bahia, following an intensive surveillance and intelligence effort.
Police launched their investigation into the influencer in 2024 after she was allegedly caught with drugs at an airport, accused of advising her followers on how to evade law enforcement during drug transport, and promoting herself by handing out “kits” containing joints on the streets.
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Said was married to influencer Tássio Bacelar, who died in a bicycle accident in October 2023, according to the outlet.
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If tweet fails to load, click here. Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:06 am to stout
she is tiny except for that arse
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:06 am to stout
Can smuggle a lot of colombian bam bam between those cheeks
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:07 am to Topwater Trout
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:13 am to stout
Nothing better than a sun kissed Brazilian 
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:14 am to idlewatcher
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Nothing better than a sun kissed Brazilian
I support the Brazilians' war against pubic hair. God speed.
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:14 am to idlewatcher
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Nothing better than a sun kissed Brazilian
I support the Brazilians' war against pubic hair. God speed.
ETA- even the internet gods support the war on pubes with the double post.
This post was edited on 10/24/25 at 10:16 am
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:15 am to stout
She has to be not-guilty, right?
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:27 am to idlewatcher
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Nothing better than a sun kissed Brazilian
Gostosa com marquinha

Posted on 10/24/25 at 11:11 am to HogPharmer
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I can fix her
I can make her worse
Posted on 10/24/25 at 11:37 am to stout
Whatever prison winds up holding her is going to have thousands of job applicants
Posted on 10/24/25 at 11:58 am to stout
Got a link to how much her bail is?!
Posted on 10/24/25 at 12:00 pm to stout
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Her Instagram
Damn you. I said I would never have Instagram.
Posted on 10/24/25 at 12:00 pm to stout
She looks better walking away than towards
Posted on 10/24/25 at 12:04 pm to stout
There a tiny mole on her buttocks cheek...gonna have to pass for "now" as I have standards.
Ok now that "now" has passed, I'm all in on some bail money to help this poor unfortunate entrepreneur.

Ok now that "now" has passed, I'm all in on some bail money to help this poor unfortunate entrepreneur.
Posted on 10/24/25 at 12:09 pm to HogPharmer
Nothing to fix my good man
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