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OT confessional: come embarass yourself
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:21 pm
It's time to knock ourselves down a peg or two. Give us your worst. And unlike the usual OT loser, I'll start.
This story involves a regionally popular poster. Some of you may know him as Owlfan86. Some of you may also know that God got mad at him about 5 years ago and smited him with a stroke. He's mostly fine, but the background is key.
So I go to Owlie's house to pick him up for lunch. When there, I see he has a pistol. Upon inspection, it's the same kind that I own. I grab it confidently.
Here's where it goes awry. I grab the gun, see it has no mag, rack the slide 3 times, pull the shitty trigger. Comment on shitty trigrer. Rack slide again, pull shitty trigger. BANG!!!
I look at Owl, he looks at me. We both look at the cat. Everyone is good. Eventually we find the damaged floor tile and the key hole in the wall, and realize, we just survived some real retardation.
The end.
This story involves a regionally popular poster. Some of you may know him as Owlfan86. Some of you may also know that God got mad at him about 5 years ago and smited him with a stroke. He's mostly fine, but the background is key.
So I go to Owlie's house to pick him up for lunch. When there, I see he has a pistol. Upon inspection, it's the same kind that I own. I grab it confidently.
Here's where it goes awry. I grab the gun, see it has no mag, rack the slide 3 times, pull the shitty trigger. Comment on shitty trigrer. Rack slide again, pull shitty trigger. BANG!!!
I look at Owl, he looks at me. We both look at the cat. Everyone is good. Eventually we find the damaged floor tile and the key hole in the wall, and realize, we just survived some real retardation.
The end.
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Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:22 pm to GRTiger
cat was pissed
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:23 pm to GRTiger
OWL was the smartest one in the room that day.
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:24 pm to GRTiger
This is why the mentally handicapped shouldn’t have fire arms. This isn’t embarrassing, it’s dangerous and fricking retarded and you’re lucky you didn’t kill anyone or yourself
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:24 pm to GRTiger
What type of pistol?
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:24 pm to OweO
Well I can say that we all walked away from the incident
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:25 pm to GRTiger
I came to OT for advice once, it went as you expect.
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:25 pm to GRTiger
You literally could’ve killed somebody 
Yesterday on 18 I three putted from 20 feet when two putts would’ve given me a 71
Yesterday on 18 I three putted from 20 feet when two putts would’ve given me a 71
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:25 pm to GRTiger
I thought Nvidia was overvalued in 2017 and didn’t buy any.
frick
frick
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:26 pm to GRTiger
What did you get for lunch? How was his hair?
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:26 pm to HoboDickCheese
It was a very dirty Smith and Wesson SW9VE, or the sigma, which got them sued by glock.
I did take the pistol to my house and clean the hell out of it. It was the least I could do.
I did take the pistol to my house and clean the hell out of it. It was the least I could do.
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:26 pm to GRTiger
He went to Rice, what did you expect?
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:26 pm to HoboDickCheese
Chrome S&W 45
I won off a black guy at a poker game
I won off a black guy at a poker game
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:26 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:
Yesterday on 18 I three putted from 20 feet when two putts would’ve given me a 71
It’s lonely up there at the front tees
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:27 pm to GRTiger
Oldmanbeasley donated a bunch of money to for what he thought was an injured owl. Turns out it was for some retarded gay Mexican with decent hair. Heard he spent the money on a couple of Latin boys to split him open like a coconut.
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:28 pm to GRTiger
I once had a sure fire lay in hand but screwed it up after drinking a bunch of Jaegermeister and then trying to set up a threesome with the girl’s friend.
Years ago and I haven’t drank Jaegermeister since.
Years ago and I haven’t drank Jaegermeister since.
This post was edited on 10/16/25 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:28 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Did you see Bryson and Steph make 5 consecutive 2’s? They used mostly Steph’s shots in that stretch
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:29 pm to Btrtigerfan
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What did you get for lunch?
Michelin star bbq
quote:
How was his hair?
Honestly, below average that day. Still luxurious, but he could have done better.
Posted on 10/16/25 at 9:29 pm to Zappas Stache
Well I'm gonna go ahead and use the very valid excuse I had a stroke five and a half years ago I had not cleaned it in YEARS
But GRT did exhibit trigger discipline; he did everything by the book. That's just how dirty the gun was
Sophie was mad,,even hours later shite was loud AF
Found the shell three days later
But GRT did exhibit trigger discipline; he did everything by the book. That's just how dirty the gun was
Sophie was mad,,even hours later shite was loud AF
Found the shell three days later
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