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Christopher Columbus never had his portrait painted.

Posted on 10/12/25 at 10:55 pm
Posted by West Palm Tiger561
Palm Beach County
Member since Dec 2018
1728 posts
Posted on 10/12/25 at 10:55 pm
Every single image you see of him was painted by a description after his death.
This post was edited on 10/12/25 at 11:44 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
128582 posts
Posted on 10/12/25 at 10:59 pm to
Wow. I have something in common with Columbus
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153628 posts
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

Every single image you see of him was painted by a description
Same is true of Fletcher Christian

:themoreyouknow:
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52126 posts
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:04 pm to
Damn…he might as well be Jesus.

Or Moses…or Abraham.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153628 posts
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:04 pm to
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I have something in common with Columbus
you've given VD to Indians?
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52126 posts
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:08 pm to
You have evidence indicating Columbus personally gave VD to an Indian? Pics?
This post was edited on 10/12/25 at 11:09 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42488 posts
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:18 pm to
False
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153628 posts
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:21 pm to
quote:

You have evidence indicating Columbus personally gave VD to an Indian? Pics?
No portraits, but drawings from descriptions
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9587 posts
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:25 pm to
quote:

you've given VD to Indians?


I’ve got some blankets you can have.
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
3534 posts
Posted on 10/12/25 at 11:56 pm to
They didn't have watercolors back then?
Posted by Ruston Trombone
Member since Jun 2025
530 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 12:02 am to
Imagine being a sailor for his big voyage and finding out you have to ride on the Pinta
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
6216 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 12:23 am to
quote:

Wow. I have something in common with Columbus


Your bio contains a painted portrait of you.
Posted by TX Tiger
at home
Member since Jan 2004
37569 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 12:45 am to
Not only that, Columbus never had his picture on a bubble gum card.
How can you say someone is famous who’s never had his picture on a bubble gum card?
Posted by Frank Belavis
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2020
288 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 2:47 am to
Did he have a tiktok tho?
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13495 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 7:12 am to
quote:

you've given VD to Indians?


Who hasn't?
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
111872 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 7:17 am to
quote:

quote:
I have something in common with Columbus
you've given VD to Indians?


Aktuallly, the Indians gave syphilis to the Europeans. Europeans gave the Indians smallpox and influenza.
Posted by schatman
Montana
Member since Nov 2018
2957 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 8:52 am to
What's crazy is, being a Gen Xer, Columbus in my mind's eye will forevermore look like the cartoon character in the Bugs Bunny cartoon.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155231 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 10:21 am to
quote:

Every single image you see of him was painted by a description after his death.

One of my favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes:

This post was edited on 10/13/25 at 10:22 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71761 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 10:54 am to
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Wow. I have something in common with Columbus


Not me. I’ve had my portrait done.

Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
2616 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 11:36 am to
Nice paunch
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