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For those in the suburbs

Posted on 10/11/25 at 1:50 pm
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
16801 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 1:50 pm
Is there an epidemic of kids (often overweight ones) on these electric dirt bikes or scooters doing 30 in your neighborhood?

One of them was coming down a hill at me in my truck and had to swerve to avoid crashing into me and instead ate shite in a neighbors yard. I rarely see a child riding a bike anymore.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
24585 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 1:58 pm to
I blame fat kids on shitty parents
Posted by Suntiger
STG or BR or somewhere else
Member since Feb 2007
35382 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

For those in the ‘burbs


Posted by RobertFootball
SC
Member since Mar 2021
1889 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 2:13 pm to
There’s an epidemic of shitty kids, raised by shitty parents.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53021 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 2:14 pm to
Yes, I asked a kid to quit hauling arse in front of my house on his motorcycle.
Posted by P0SEIDON
Member since Apr 2014
274 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 2:19 pm to

Nominee for most overlooked, greatest of all time comedy.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147697 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 2:21 pm to
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Gifman
did I wake up in 2021?

Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30365 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 2:21 pm to
That and golf carts
Posted by I Like Sports COOL
Geaux Tigers
Member since Oct 2025
170 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 2:22 pm to
I stay in the burbs and shite

I seent some youngsters just the other day rolling down the sidewalks on them e-bikes lol while I was taking a stroll with a friend's little dog - i had to be the old man and tell them to get off my sidewalks - they were respectful about it - yes sir and shite

kids gonna kid but they need to stay off the s-walks with that shite
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
16801 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 2:25 pm to
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did I wake up in 2021?


I’m 35. Your schtick is always tiresome. One trick pony.
Posted by Cool Hand Luke
Member since Oct 2008
1999 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 2:29 pm to
Subtle "we have hills" brag.
Posted by P0SEIDON
Member since Apr 2014
274 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

SuperSaint


Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
1564 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 2:44 pm to
Yes it is fricking crazy. Kids are going to die on these things.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147697 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

P0SEIDON
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
16801 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 2:49 pm to
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Yes it is fricking crazy. Kids are going to die on these things.


At first it was the rental Lime scooters but now every 10 year old has their own scooter that can legit do 30mph. Drunk idiots used to get hit by cars all the time when I lived in midtown Atlanta.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72512 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 2:55 pm to
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There’s an epidemic of shitty kids, raised by shitty parents.
Most are fat, but not all.

The ones who are not still reserve the right to be fat.
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
13882 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 3:14 pm to
The ones in our neighborhood aren't electric but the low cc gas powered ones that don't require a license to ride.

We have weekly posts in the neighborhood FB group about them. Apparently this week one was out on the main road (state highway) where the speed limit is 45.
Posted by bountyhunter
North of Houston a bit
Member since Mar 2012
6949 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 3:47 pm to
My son has a friend that is obese who rides one of the electric scooters. My son rides a bike and plays baseball/tennis (AKA not fat). Yes I've noticed as well.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8026 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 3:52 pm to
My cousin's boyfriend's neighbor says he's seen 'em and they're dangerous
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15518 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 3:58 pm to
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I blame fat kids on shitty parents


Yup. It is child abuse.
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