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Ohio just might trump Florida yet

Posted on 10/10/25 at 12:40 pm
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 12:40 pm
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TOLEDO, Ohio (WKRC) - An Ohio woman allegedly broke into he boyfriend's home and cut his testicle with an "unknown instrument."

According to WTVG, citing authorities, 45-year-old Jeanita Hopings was charged after she allegedly broke into a man's home and attacked him at his home in Toledo on October 7. A report from PEOPLE states that the man was Hopings' boyfriend.



Charging documents obtained by the outlet reportedly state that Hopings kicked open the front door of the home, then entered without permission. The man told investigators that he ran downstairs without any clothes on after he heard someone breaking in, per the outlet.

According to PEOPLE, Hopings sliced her boyfriend's testicle sac with an "unknown instrument," which caused it to be "clearly exposed as a result of the laceration."

This post was edited on 10/10/25 at 12:42 pm
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 12:41 pm to
That's a normal Tuesday in Florida.
Posted by Lexis Dad
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 12:43 pm to
Ohio is the Florida of The Midwest
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
70936 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 12:44 pm to
What a disaster of an article that is.

Ts & Ps to the baw, though.
This post was edited on 10/10/25 at 12:44 pm
Posted by LSUGrad9295
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Member since May 2007
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 12:44 pm to
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The man told investigators that he ran downstairs without any clothes on after he heard someone breaking in, per the outlet.





This post was edited on 10/10/25 at 12:45 pm
Posted by idlewatcher
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Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 12:45 pm to
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The man told investigators that he ran downstairs without any clothes on after he heard someone breaking in


then....

quote:

Hopings sliced her boyfriend's testicle sac with an "unknown instrument,


Yea it didn't happen that way
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
30054 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 12:45 pm to
someone is definitely lying.
Posted by Rds21275
Member since Sep 2024
162 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 12:45 pm to
She's channeling her inner Nicky Santoro.

Smiling in that mugshot is screaming "Yeah, I did it, I enjoyed it, and when I get out of jail, I'll do it again."
Posted by Cosmo
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Member since Oct 2003
128521 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 12:46 pm to
Smiling like a cheshire cat in mugshot
Posted by soccerfüt
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72512 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

Jeanita Hopings
Sounds like she plays on SNES’s Women’s 1994 Softball Game.



Posted by Combaro01
Member since Mar 2024
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 6:16 pm to
Florida’s been quiet for a week, had to let Ohio have the spotlight.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 8:25 pm to
Ohio should give Toledo back to Michigan
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:09 pm to
Black girls will knife you. This is your sixth warning.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:12 pm to
Posted by deltadummy
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:21 pm to
I bet this woman likes ham.
Posted by dbb
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:44 pm to
Now she Jeanita find a good place for her memorabilia.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 10/11/25 at 6:53 am to
She's 45. She didn't just go crazy. What else has she done?
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4782 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 6:54 am to
The rustbelt does nothing but send its worst to Florida. The Florida Man problem is a rustbelt problem.
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3658 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 6:55 am to
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According to PEOPLE, Hopings sliced her boyfriend's testicle sac with an "unknown instrument," which caused it to be "clearly exposed as a result of the laceration."



That's nuts
Posted by Bwmdx
Member since Dec 2018
3294 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 8:03 am to
“Unknown instrument”

So like a trumpet or piccolo?
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