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PSA: If you wake up with your feet itching..

Posted on 10/8/25 at 1:11 am
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30865 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 1:11 am
Put some Gold Bond Powder in a pair of ankle sox and put them on your feet. Dang this feels good.
End of announcement.
Posted by Lasix
The BEACH
Member since Jan 2014
590 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 3:07 am to
Buy a lotto ticket.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
18989 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 5:27 am to
quote:

PSA: If you wake up with your feet itching..
... quit sleeping with goats
Posted by EastWestConnection
Denver/Shenzhen/Belfast
Member since Jul 2024
1154 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 5:33 am to
why would I wake up with my feet itching? is this a common problem? sounds like something a heroin addict would deal with
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27441 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 5:36 am to
What if you wake up and your balls itch ?
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26245 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 5:43 am to
quote:

What if you wake up and your balls itch ?


Scratch em….wouldn’t recommend Gold Bond on the balls
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84606 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 5:47 am to
quote:

What if you wake up and your balls itch?



Medicated Gold Bond in the banana hammock? Maybe some Icy Hot in there too?

Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
69391 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 5:59 am to
quote:

What if you wake up and your balls itch ?








No need to thank me after your balls stop burning. But you will want to anyway









Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14898 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:03 am to
quote:

Scratch em….wouldn’t recommend Gold Bond on the balls


Actually, that Gold Bond mens spray works quite well....in that region.

Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
107477 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:04 am to
Get tested
Posted by Warfox
B.R. Native (now in MA)
Member since Apr 2017
3751 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:11 am to


I second this, and no, I’m not a fatty.
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
5692 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:23 am to
quote:

Scratch em….wouldn’t recommend Gold Bond on the balls




Dude you're really missing out if youre not putting Gold Bond powder on your balls during the summer heat....fair warning though...don't use the one with menthol
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
29708 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:29 am to
Why would my feet itch when sleeping? Literally have never had this happen in my 40+ years on this earth.
Posted by XenScott
Pensacola
Member since Oct 2016
3982 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:31 am to
Just regular baby powder works wonders down there. Gold Bond has acid and tobasco in it.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30865 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:31 am to
quote:

Why would my feet itch when sleeping? Literally have never had this happen in my 40+ years on this earth.

Wait about 20 more years.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30865 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:32 am to
quote:

... quit sleeping with goats

Did that cause your feet to itch?
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31954 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:37 am to
How bout wash your feet.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
64899 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:42 am to
quote:

don't use the one with menthol

That's all I use in my crotchital area. It feels like every angel in heaven is singing Ave Maria on my balls.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91137 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:55 am to
quote:

If you wake up with your feet itching
you got the daibeetus
Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
15890 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 7:01 am to
Bad circulation? Get your heart checked out.
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