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Taylor Swift’s new album features a song about Travis Kelce’s penis called “Wood”

Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:38 am
Posted by Kansas City King
Columbia, MO
Member since Oct 2020
3476 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:38 am
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[Verse 1] Daisy's bare naked, I was distraught He loves me not He loves me not Penny's unlucky, I took him back And then stepped on a crack And the black cat laughed

[Pre-Chorus] And, baby, I'll admit I've been a little superstitious (Superstitious) Fingers crossed until you put your hand on mine (Ah) Seems to be that you and me, we make our own luck A bad sign is all good, I ain't gotta knock on wood

[Chorus]
(Ah) All of that bitchin', wishing on a falling star
Never did me any good, I ain't got to knock on wood
(Ah) It's you and me forever dancing in the dark
All over me, it's understood, I ain't got to knock on wood

[Post-Chorus]
Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He ah-matized me and opened my ?yes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was th? key that opened my thighs

[Verse 2]
Girls, I don't need to catch the bouquet, mm
To know a hard rock is on the way

[Pre-Chorus]
And, baby, I'll admit I've been a little superstitious (Superstitious)
The curse on me was broken by your magic wand (Ah)
Seems to be that you and me, we make our own luck
New Heights (New Heights) of manhood (Manhood), I ain't gotta knock on wood

[Chorus]
(Ah) All of that bitchin', wishing on a falling star
Never did me any good, I ain't got to knock on wood
(Ah) It's you and me forever dancing in the dark
All over me, it's understood, I ain't got to knock on wood










This post was edited on 10/4/25 at 8:43 am
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138107 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:40 am to
Pretty cringe worthy lyrics for a 35 YO woman.
Posted by CSinLC
Member since May 2018
2021 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:43 am to
Please, Stop!
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
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Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:44 am to
Posted by shutterspeed
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Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:53 am to
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
45677 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:57 am to
Her PR people need to soft-pedal the "writes her own lyrics" thing. That's pretty bad.
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:00 am to


Posted by bayouvette
Raceland
Member since Oct 2005
5548 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:00 am to
Terrible.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
50632 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:11 am to
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
50324 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:37 am to
Imagine getting offended over pop lyrics these days
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
90774 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:38 am to
quote:

Taylor Swift’s new album
James Comey board
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
134890 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:38 am to
It's Travis swift
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
6786 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:48 am to
I’m not sure what is going on here. I’ve been told over and over again that she’s this generation’s Bob Dylan or even Robert Frost.
Posted by CountryVolFan
Knoxville, TN
Member since Dec 2008
3054 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:49 am to
quote:

Imagine getting offended over pop lyrics these days


This line is so tired...

No one is offended, they are talking about how cringe it is. Her fans are saying the same thing.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58234 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:50 am to
How do you know Taylor isn’t talking about her own penis
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119833 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:52 am to
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How do you know Taylor isn’t talking about her own penis


Its known in several circles that she is trans.
Posted by Crappieman
Member since Apr 2025
1578 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:53 am to
She doesn't write the songs. A computer software program does the work. Give her a pen and paper and see what she comes up with.

MasterWriter
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
55297 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:54 am to
This is art
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
292686 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:56 am to
Yikes...

Suspended adolescence in song form.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
58474 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:57 am to
The OT will be happy to hear that my wife and her Swiftie friends say this new album sucks. It'll likely come and go like a fart in the wind
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