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Taylor Swift’s new album features a song about Travis Kelce’s penis called “Wood”
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:38 am
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:38 am
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[Verse 1] Daisy's bare naked, I was distraught He loves me not He loves me not Penny's unlucky, I took him back And then stepped on a crack And the black cat laughed
[Pre-Chorus] And, baby, I'll admit I've been a little superstitious (Superstitious) Fingers crossed until you put your hand on mine (Ah) Seems to be that you and me, we make our own luck A bad sign is all good, I ain't gotta knock on wood
[Chorus]
(Ah) All of that bitchin', wishing on a falling star
Never did me any good, I ain't got to knock on wood
(Ah) It's you and me forever dancing in the dark
All over me, it's understood, I ain't got to knock on wood
[Post-Chorus]
Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He ah-matized me and opened my ?yes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was th? key that opened my thighs
[Verse 2]
Girls, I don't need to catch the bouquet, mm
To know a hard rock is on the way
[Pre-Chorus]
And, baby, I'll admit I've been a little superstitious (Superstitious)
The curse on me was broken by your magic wand (Ah)
Seems to be that you and me, we make our own luck
New Heights (New Heights) of manhood (Manhood), I ain't gotta knock on wood
[Chorus]
(Ah) All of that bitchin', wishing on a falling star
Never did me any good, I ain't got to knock on wood
(Ah) It's you and me forever dancing in the dark
All over me, it's understood, I ain't got to knock on wood
This post was edited on 10/4/25 at 8:43 am
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:40 am to Kansas City King
Pretty cringe worthy lyrics for a 35 YO woman.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:57 am to Rouge
Her PR people need to soft-pedal the "writes her own lyrics" thing. That's pretty bad.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:37 am to Kansas City King
Imagine getting offended over pop lyrics these days
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:38 am to Kansas City King
quote:James Comey board
Taylor Swift’s new album
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:48 am to Kansas City King
I’m not sure what is going on here. I’ve been told over and over again that she’s this generation’s Bob Dylan or even Robert Frost.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:49 am to UltimaParadox
quote:
Imagine getting offended over pop lyrics these days
This line is so tired...
No one is offended, they are talking about how cringe it is. Her fans are saying the same thing.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:50 am to Kansas City King
How do you know Taylor isn’t talking about her own penis
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:52 am to el Gaucho
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How do you know Taylor isn’t talking about her own penis
Its known in several circles that she is trans.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:53 am to Kansas City King
She doesn't write the songs. A computer software program does the work. Give her a pen and paper and see what she comes up with.
MasterWriter
MasterWriter
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:56 am to Kansas City King
Yikes...
Suspended adolescence in song form.
Suspended adolescence in song form.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 9:57 am to Kansas City King
The OT will be happy to hear that my wife and her Swiftie friends say this new album sucks. It'll likely come and go like a fart in the wind
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