Lunch etiquette: whenever I hear someone order like “I’ll do the sliced brisket plate”….

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Manners matter.

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As does context you fricking idiot.

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Yes, fricking a plate of food is bad manners.

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Have some damn manners. Say “Can I have a brisket plate please?”

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Wrong... it's MAY I....

Of course one CAN... that's not in question...

I'm having childhood flashbacks...

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I can’t stand it when I hear people say “Give me a sliced brisket plate.”

Have some damn manners. Say “Can I have a brisket plate please?”

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I can’t stand it when I hear people say "Can I have a brisket plate, please?" Why do you think you are entitled to get something given to you.

Have some manners. Say ""I would be most grateful if you would allow me to purchase of a plate of sliced brisket at your earliest convenience."

Wait until you hear what locals call grocery shopping. It blew my mind when i first moved here.

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Say "I would be most grateful if you would allow me to purchase of a plate of sliced brisket at your earliest convenience."

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I can't stand it when people say "I would be most grateful if you would allow me to purchase of a plate of sliced brisket at your earliest convenience"

Have some damn manners. Get down on your knees, lower your head to avoid eye contact, and say "Sorry to bother you, sir. I would be most obliged if you would allow me to give this $50 bill to you in order to purchase one plate of sliced brisket. You may keep any leftover money as a token of my gratitude."

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Can I have a brisket plate please?

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I don't know. Can you?

that's hilarious man!!!! anyway..how was the 7th grade today?

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“Can I have a brisket plate please?”

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What if they say no?