- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Coaching Changes
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
fricking weirdos in South Carolina
Posted on 9/23/25 at 1:00 pm
Posted on 9/23/25 at 1:00 pm
So I go to Publix and a few other stores earlier today to pick up some stuff for later. Accidentally dropped my wallet somewhere. I looked all over but eventually pull back into my parking space at Publix, get out to see if this is where I dropped it. I ask a young lady returning her cart if she’d seen a wallet on the ground and thankfully she says “yeah, over by that car”. I walk over and there it is by the back tire. That’s when I notice this old white dude in his vehicle, he’s staring intently at me, I think he was touching himself. I got in my ride and dipped out. fricking weirdos out there, be careful fam.
14
Posted on 9/23/25 at 1:04 pm to Dawgfanman
quote:pics?
That’s when I notice this old white dude in his vehicle, he’s staring intently at me, I think he was touching himself.
Posted on 9/23/25 at 1:04 pm to Dawgfanman
Sounds like a drug deal.
Posted on 9/23/25 at 1:05 pm to Dawgfanman
Posted on 9/23/25 at 1:10 pm to Dawgfanman
Maybe the dude was wondering what the frick you were doing by his back tire
Posted on 9/23/25 at 1:15 pm to Dawgfanman
These are almost always horrible. This one is at least readable and will make that doofus upset so I give it a 4.1/10
Posted on 9/23/25 at 1:17 pm to Dawgfanman
Well if it was Publix then there’s a 90% chance old dude was a leftist because that’s who usually shops there.
Posted on 9/23/25 at 1:23 pm to Dawgfanman
quote:
Dawgfanman
Posted on 9/23/25 at 1:32 pm to Dawgfanman
You must be quite attractive
Posted on 9/23/25 at 1:34 pm to Dawgfanman
quote:did you show your tramp stamp when you bent over to pick up your keys?
I walk over and there it is by the back tire.
Posted on 9/23/25 at 1:38 pm to Dawgfanman
quote:
fricking weirdos out there
I had a truck follow me from Tigerland all the way to Southdown's gym. At 4AM. He pulled in a few spots down from me (which was super odd, there were only four or five of us in the gym at that time of day.) I glanced over and his motions made it clear he was beating his meat. I had the front desk call the popo (I don't think I had a cell phone yet.)
Posted on 9/23/25 at 2:13 pm to Dawgfanman
So she just left it there. She could’ve turned it in, but at least she didn’t steal it.
Posted on 9/23/25 at 2:25 pm to Dawgfanman
quote:
this old white dude in his vehicle, he’s staring intently at me, I think he was touching himself.
Don't blame South Carolina, old guy was probably from Ohio. Now you know why we want them to all #GoBackToOhio.
Posted on 9/23/25 at 3:04 pm to Dawgfanman
4/10, and that's being generous.
Posted on 9/23/25 at 3:35 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
quote:
4/10, and that's being generous.
I’ll take it. It’s my first thread of this kind.
Posted on 9/23/25 at 4:07 pm to Dawgfanman
People in South Carolina are salt of the earth, baws. Always looking out for each other. 
Posted on 9/23/25 at 4:25 pm to Dawgfanman
So let me get this straight.... the dude gets off on other dudes looking for their wallets? A very rare case of billfoldaphilia.
Page 1 of 1
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News