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OMG that stupid RYZE mushroom coffee commercial

Posted on 9/21/25 at 8:55 pm
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
1478 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 8:55 pm
Aimed at the liberal divorced biotch that thinks shroom coffee will make her life LINK


Prob thinks it’s psychedelic and she gets to do butt stuff
Rant off.
This post was edited on 9/21/25 at 10:24 pm
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
8378 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 8:57 pm to
The mushroom looks Chinese
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71027 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 9:01 pm to
Of all things to get your panties twisted over. Settle down, ma'am.
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
1478 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 9:32 pm to
Okay, is this a better melt?



Why does every local BR station look like a collection of misfits & high schoolers?
This post was edited on 9/21/25 at 10:31 pm
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
in the transfer portal
Member since Dec 2009
2388 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 10:03 pm to
You're a terrible poster.
Please, post less.
Thanks!
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
1478 posts
Posted on 9/21/25 at 10:25 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/21/25 at 10:27 pm
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4784 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 5:10 am to
Doogie Howser likes it
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7566 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 7:00 am to
That isn’t coffee , it is mushroom juice.
Posted by Swamp Angel
Somewhere on a river
Member since Jul 2004
9537 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 7:06 am to
quote:


Doogie Howser likes it


Well... there WAS a mention of butt stuff.
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
3202 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 8:32 am to
Bess Casserleigh doesn't look like a misfit

Haven't tried the coffee but the hot chocolate is good and the 2mg of melatonin it has knocked me out
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
29097 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 8:46 am to
I don't know what's in that coffee, but a microdose of psilocybin (100-120 mg of golden teacher, for me) and a double espresso is a productivity cheat code. You are locked the frick in. It's like adderall without the cracked out feeling.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56150 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 8:46 am to
That little guy is totes adorbes!
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
12343 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 9:16 am to
I looked up mushroom coffee because I'd never heard of it..

quote:

Mushroom coffee is regular coffee blended with extracts from "functional" or "medicinal" mushrooms, which are high in nutrients.

Mushroom coffee is made with medicinal mushrooms like chaga, reishi, lion's mane, cordyceps, turkey tail, and king trumpet


There's about to a shite ton of zombies.
Posted by winkchance
St. George, LA
Member since Jul 2016
6018 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 9:17 am to
There is no coffee in these drinks but they somehow can call it coffee.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
12343 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 9:18 am to
quote:

There is no coffee in these drinks but they somehow can call it coffee.


Supposedly they blend the mushrooms with actual coffee.
Posted by rphtx
CO
Member since Apr 2018
1533 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 9:39 am to
quote:

Supposedly they blend the mushrooms with actual coffee.


My wife started drinking this las year after realizing coffee was giving her reflux. Its kinda earthy and chocolatey and mixes well with a bit of creamer and milk. I'm sticking to coffee, but I'd drink it if I had too...unless my balls started to shrink or something..
Posted by Defenseiskey
Houston, TX
Member since Nov 2010
1635 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 9:43 am to
How do yall have time to notice things like this and post about it? Are you're unemployed or something?
This post was edited on 9/22/25 at 9:44 am
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
1478 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 9:47 am to
quote:

How do yall have time to notice things like this and post about it? Are you're unemployed or something?
very perceptive since I’m NOMOW2. lol. Yeh, retired. Not by choice. I’d rather still be working but it’s not worth it for the direction we are moving in. Investing helps cushion things.
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
1478 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 9:53 am to
quote:

Bess Casserleigh
imo she always has that “just crapped my pants” look.
Posted by Go_Dawgs
Member since Nov 2012
1014 posts
Posted on 9/22/25 at 9:59 am to
Its already been stated that the amount of this stuff you would have to drink to get any benefits from their claims would also cause you to go well over the recommended caffeine limit.

I believe it was something like 8-10 cups of that crap for any "medicinal" benefits they claim, but then you have to look at the added caffeine they put in it.

Just more snake oil aimed at the avocado toast crowd that they'll buy up.
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