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Check in if you’ve never paid for a prostitute

Posted on 9/15/25 at 9:57 pm
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Member since Nov 2011
53761 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 9:57 pm
But man do they get mad about it
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104362 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:00 pm to
A friend texted me and said they usually require payment in advance.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32076 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:00 pm to
Never paid for a prostitute, but it seems I’ve always paid for sex in one way or another…
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek, Ca
Member since Jul 2020
5515 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:01 pm to
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But man do they get mad about it


She married you, pony up.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72855 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:01 pm to
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Check in if you’ve never paid for a prostitute
….to leave?
Posted by Mr Roboto
Member since Jan 2023
7284 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:02 pm to
I haven't for personal use

At the end of pledeship all the pledges chipped in to get a hooker for the pledge trainer
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
2048 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:03 pm to
Your mom just needed a grilled cheese after that break-off, baw.
Posted by Dee_oh_Dee
Member since Aug 2024
92 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:11 pm to
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
2302 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:12 pm to
I’m conflicted on this one. You have to wonder sometimes if western culture would be better off with it. Less accidents, divorces, and broken homes and all that comes from this. Too many men get married for the wrong reasons and pay for it after thinking clearly again.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
14578 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:18 pm to
Beautiful set up, awesome punchline. Upvote
Posted by jbraua
Oklahoma City, OK
Member since Oct 2007
7723 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:20 pm to
Do diamond rings count?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
49200 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:20 pm to
Ok Anthony.
Posted by Grnbud
Member since Jan 2025
219 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:20 pm to
I’m not checking in here
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
13535 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:20 pm to
If you’re gonna steal a joke, at least give the guy some credit


Jeselnik is hilarious
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
2295 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:21 pm to
You cant Raw Dawg a pro dude.
This post was edited on 9/15/25 at 10:36 pm
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30032 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:26 pm to
They pay me. Do you know what I am saying?

Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194710 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:28 pm to
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4238 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:36 pm to
quote:

You can Raw Dawg a pro dude.


Raw dogging pro dudes sounds both extremely dangerous and exceptionally gay.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9790 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:52 pm to
I’ve never used a prostitute.
Posted by EastWestConnection
Denver/Shenzhen/Belfast
Member since Jul 2024
1255 posts
Posted on 9/15/25 at 10:56 pm to
look I have one piece of advice when it comes to prostitutes, dont get one.




Get two.
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