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How large would a chicken have to be to be a deadly threat to a human?

Posted on 9/14/25 at 4:23 pm
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
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Posted on 9/14/25 at 4:23 pm
Picture an aggressive rooster. What size would it need to be to be able to kill humans somewhat easily?
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
22655 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 4:25 pm to

About 18” tall. Bird flu
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56503 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

somewhat easily?


I would not frick with a 4' tall rooster.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104041 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 4:28 pm to


About the size of a Southern Cassowary
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15660 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 4:31 pm to
If you've ever had dealings with an aggressive goose, it ain't fun... and a casowary will straight up kill a human

So somewhere between those two
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
15139 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 4:36 pm to
A little larger than the ones Raising canes uses now for their tenders.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9449 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 4:51 pm to
350 lbs
Posted by MardiGrasCajun
Dirty Coast, MS
Member since Sep 2005
5889 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 4:54 pm to
When they get this big.
Posted by SeaBass23
VA
Member since Jul 2019
1755 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 5:08 pm to
Wild turkeys can be pretty tough.

A small chicken can fly into an aircraft engine so they would potentially be a deadly threat.
Posted by Artificial Ignorance
Member since Feb 2025
1424 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 5:09 pm to
When too big to cross the f’n road.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
5831 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 5:31 pm to
3’6”

That’s 3.50 feet FYI
Posted by cubsfinger
On The Road
Member since Mar 2017
1830 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 5:34 pm to
Well we know who has never seen roosters fight.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 9/14/25 at 5:34 pm to


Posted by Harry Morgan
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Posted on 9/14/25 at 5:36 pm to
Posted by Macintosh
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
55266 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 5:38 pm to
id say golden retriever size. not a ton bigger. chickens with those spurs are deadly
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17083 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 5:39 pm to
Got that imported weed lit up today baw.
Posted by Suntiger
STG or BR or somewhere else
Member since Feb 2007
35384 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 5:45 pm to


It’s the opposable thumbs that make this one deadly.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
78627 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 5:52 pm to
What is the largest chicken?

I know the fastest ones are in Ethiopia.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
14221 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 5:52 pm to
Normal size

Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
10406 posts
Posted on 9/14/25 at 5:57 pm to
Doesn’t matter the size if you play them in football, they’ll frick up.
This post was edited on 9/14/25 at 6:47 pm
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