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Hilariously stupid things your dog does
Posted on 8/22/25 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 8/22/25 at 4:35 pm
My wife has a chihuahua/maltese mix that looks like this…
And she very much has the chihuahua personality. I’ve seen her go nuts trying to attack dogs more 10 times her size. Zero fear in her. But today, what is she doing? She’s hiding behind the living room couch because there is a fly in the house. Yes, she is literally hiding from a common house fly.
And she very much has the chihuahua personality. I’ve seen her go nuts trying to attack dogs more 10 times her size. Zero fear in her. But today, what is she doing? She’s hiding behind the living room couch because there is a fly in the house. Yes, she is literally hiding from a common house fly.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 4:37 pm to Darth_Vader
We have a pug who continually barks at nothing whatsoever
Posted on 8/22/25 at 4:39 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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We have a pug who continually barks at nothing whatsoever
My daughter has a pug. It has the IQ of your average egg plant.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 4:40 pm to Darth_Vader
I'll never not laugh at my dog getting alarmed by his own farts
Posted on 8/22/25 at 4:42 pm to Roman Candle Tag
If you catch and release a fish around my dog he will dive back into the water to retrieve it like you must be some kind of moron to let it go in the first place.
He will keep doing this until the fish eventually dies.
He will keep doing this until the fish eventually dies.
This post was edited on 8/22/25 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 8/22/25 at 4:43 pm to Darth_Vader
My girl Frenchie props herself up and just starts rubbing herself. Like some Marvin Gaye music needs to be on in the background. Or when she's close to you she reaches her paw out to swat you and make you tickle her. It's pretty hilarious.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 4:50 pm to Darth_Vader
Ive got a golden doodle that just likes to lick glass and floors. I only have to clean a fraction of the windows and floor.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 4:53 pm to gmac8604
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Ive got a golden doodle that just likes to lick glass and floors. I only have to clean a fraction of the windows and floor.
My daughter’s pug will sit there sometimes just licking the air. She also has a thing about licking the couch cushions.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 4:54 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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We have a pug who continually barks at nothing whatsoever
You have ghost
Posted on 8/22/25 at 4:56 pm to Darth_Vader
I have one that will catch anoles and tree frogs and bring them in the house. She has perfected the amount of force to hold them without harming them. I am forever chasing critters around the house with four dogs going nuts. After it happens I remember to look at how she is holding her mouth at the door but I soon forget and it is off to the races when we get inside.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 5:01 pm to Darth_Vader
I don't currently have a dog (RIP Deja boo and Saint man
) so I'm just going to post some gifs.


Posted on 8/22/25 at 5:09 pm to Roman Candle Tag
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I'll never not laugh at my dog getting alarmed by his own farts
Ours does this. They arent even really loud. She just doesn't know what the feeling is. She will take off to the other side of the room and cowers.
She also loves dragging her belly across one of the rugs and makes this groaning sound as she does it. That usually gets a chuckle from me.
This post was edited on 8/22/25 at 5:11 pm
Posted on 8/22/25 at 5:11 pm to Darth_Vader
Drink too much saltwater and die.
Thanks for the memory
Thanks for the memory
Posted on 8/22/25 at 5:13 pm to Darth_Vader
My dog used to go ape shite at nature documentaries. He would prop up on the TV stand and try to eat every bug that showed up on it. Put a lion on the screen though and he would run.
This post was edited on 8/22/25 at 5:14 pm
Posted on 8/22/25 at 5:18 pm to Darth_Vader
Every night she goes to the mailbox and checks her pee-mail.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 5:22 pm to CollegeFBRules
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try to eat every bug
Growing up one of our dogs was an inbred Llasa that would eat yellow jackets.
Snatch them out of the air, chew them up, and swallow them.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 5:31 pm to Darth_Vader
We have a Shih Tzu, doesn't do anything stupid. Doesn't bark ridiculously, doesn’t chew on anything but his toys, doesn’t do much of anything but look for a lap to sleep on. Sometimes he farts himself awake but the cats do that to themselves too. Sometimes he makes little barks if he's having a dream, and if it annoys our black cat enough she'll hit him.
This post was edited on 8/22/25 at 6:03 pm
Posted on 8/22/25 at 5:51 pm to Darth_Vader
Have a Border Collie that is normally fairly smart but if he's sleepy he will stare at the hinge side of the door before I let him out. Dumbass.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 5:55 pm to Darth_Vader
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We have a pug who continually barks at nothing whatsoever
My daughter has a pug. It has the IQ of your average egg plant.
Both comments are definitely referring to pugs. Constant barking and dumb.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 5:55 pm to TigerBaitOohHaHa
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If you catch and release a fish around my dog he will dive back into the water to retrieve it like you must be some kind of moron to let it go in the first place
My dog dives in as soon as she sees me set the hook. Every cast she will sit there getting more and more wound up until I catch one
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