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Anybody ever notice re: Gilligan’s Island

Posted on 8/21/25 at 1:08 pm
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87736 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 1:08 pm
Most of the predicaments they found themselves in were either directly or indirectly a result of the Professor’s ineptitude?

Yet he gets treated like a genius, while all the shite rains down on poor Gilligan.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
12437 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 1:26 pm to
Every episode of Three's Company had a misunderstanding.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87736 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 1:33 pm to
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Every episode of Three's Company had a misunderstanding.


And it was always the same 3-4 misunderstandings running in a rotation.

Easy money if you were a writer.
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
45145 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 1:43 pm to
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And it was always the same 3-4 misunderstandings running in a rotation.

Easy money if you were a writer.
Overhear a conversation out of context and draw the wrong conclusion.

Rinse, repeat.
Posted by CU_Tigers4life
Georgia
Member since Aug 2013
9247 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 1:47 pm to
The Professor could build just about anything but couldn't
repair a fricking boat with a hole in it
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
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Posted on 8/21/25 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

Most of the predicaments they found themselves in were either directly or indirectly a result of the Professor’s ineptitude?



Maybe but I wouldn't have noticed. I would have been too busy trying my damnedest to bang Mary Ann
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
29837 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 2:06 pm to
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Most of the predicaments they found themselves in were either directly or indirectly a result of the Professor’s ineptitude?



Give me 3 specific examples of this.

You make this claim about the Professor, yet dont even bother to take the time to give a simple list of examples of this ineptitude to back up your ridiculous claim.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11932 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 2:22 pm to
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The Professor could build just about anything but couldn't
repair a fricking boat with a hole in it


The Minnow was completely destroyed in an early episode when Gilligan was trying to repair it. He used the wrong type of glue and caused it to fall apart.

I'm currently in the middle of a rematch with my family, and had forgotten just how off the wall ridiculous and absurd this show is. It works, though.
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
2547 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 2:29 pm to
Gilligan, was really the everyday man, he fixed everything yet got blamed for everything.
The professor represtented the educated who felt more intelliegent
The Howells represtented the ruling elite
Ginger represted hollywood
Mary-ann was the girl next door

Gilligan, the everyday man who fixed everything and pushed the forward story.
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3636 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 2:30 pm to
Hey, It's not the professor's fault that dumb arse Gilligan kept the cover on that glue that caused it to explode and cover them with glue, and get covered with feathers when they chased him into the hut. The professor got that satellite working to take those pictures and broadcast it back to NASA
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37948 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 2:38 pm to
Not reading your message but my answer is Mary Ann.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
29837 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 2:44 pm to
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The Minnow was completely destroyed in an early episode when Gilligan was trying to repair it. He used the wrong type of glue and caused it to fall apart.



Gilligan was looking for syrup for pancakes, with Mary Ann, and found some and was using it for dinner. They realized at dinner that the syrup was elastic like glue, and professor tested it under water and it still held. So they tested it out on the boat and it worked. Then a few days later Gilligan discovered that the glue was turning into dust after a few days and tried to warn Skipper and Professor but at that point it was too late as they had already used it all over the boat. All the glue failed before they ever got to set sail, destroying the boat. Would have sucked had they set sail and it happened when they were out to see, as Gilligan pointed out at the end of the episode.
Also in that episode Professor tried to forge nails from some material on the island but was unsuccessful.

I wouldn't blame Gilligan, or anyone for that. Just bad luck.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19480 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 2:57 pm to
To me, watching shows like "Gilligan's Island", "Three's Company" and "Hogan's Heroes" was nothing short of mind-numbing garbage.

Like examples already mentioned about the first two should suffice.

Now, take "Hogan's Heroes"------the premise of the show is that the German's running the prison camp are totally inept, haven't got a clue as to the secret goings on that the Allied prisoners are undertaking. That they can slip in and out of the prison camp at will with no one the wiser and pull off extraordinary sabotage missions with no reprisals.

To enjoy shows like the above you just have to suspend logic and reasoning for the half hour they ran.
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8060 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 4:12 pm to
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Gilligan, was really the everyday man, he fixed everything yet got blamed for everything.
The professor represtented the educated who felt more intelliegent
The Howells represtented the ruling elite
Ginger represted hollywood
Mary-ann was the girl next door

Gilligan, the everyday man who fixed everything and pushed the forward story.

Skipper was a figment of Gilligan's imagination
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
71138 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 4:41 pm to
Caveman professor trying out different wheels was awesome.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
43079 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 4:45 pm to
The tour was only 3 hours. At most, that's 1 1/2 hours out, then back again.

How freaking far could they have gone off course?
Posted by H-Town Tiger
Member since Nov 2003
60852 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 4:53 pm to
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Most of the predicaments they found themselves in were either directly or indirectly a result of the Professor’s ineptitude?


Ineptitude? Or part of his genius? He’s stuck on an island with an older married couple, a fat guy a doofus (who is the fat guy’s “little buddy” ) and 2 smoking hot women. Who is the only one with his own cabin? In the real world could the Professor remotely have a shot with Maryann or Ginger? No chance. But if the only competition is an old man with his wife is in tow, a fat guy and a doofus? Suddenly the Professor is by far the best option

This post was edited on 8/22/25 at 11:18 am
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1166 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 4:57 pm to
Notice they never let Gilligan cook? Said his fingers always smelled like ginger.
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
6548 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 5:47 pm to
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To enjoy shows like the above you just have to suspend logic and reasoning for the half hour they ran.

You think?
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
34514 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 7:02 pm to
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Yet he gets treated like a genius


Let’s see YOU build a nuclear reactor out of coconuts.
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