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Man with world's largest penis slips in shower
Posted on 8/18/25 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 8/18/25 at 5:22 pm
because of penis.
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quote:
“One of the issues with being so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it’s not exactly easy to see my feet,” the London resident recalled. “As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.”
He explained, “I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely headfirst and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.”
Shlong story short, the well-endowed Brit sustained “two fractures,” which left him in excruciating pain and forced him to wear a sling.
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Posted on 8/18/25 at 5:23 pm to blueboy
hate it when that happens
Posted on 8/18/25 at 5:23 pm to blueboy
He "dropped the soap" on himself
Posted on 8/18/25 at 5:24 pm to blueboy
If I have said this once, I have said this 1000 times.
Posted on 8/18/25 at 5:24 pm to blueboy
quote:
because my penis was the only thing in my eye line
Gay AF
This post was edited on 8/18/25 at 5:25 pm
Posted on 8/18/25 at 5:25 pm to blueboy
quote:
its not easy to see my feet
Guys with a beer gut can say the same thing
Posted on 8/18/25 at 5:27 pm to blueboy
I’d think he has to wear a sling 24x7 anyway.
Posted on 8/18/25 at 5:27 pm to blueboy
I have just the opposite problem…true story
Posted on 8/18/25 at 5:27 pm to blueboy
If I can offer some solace to the males in here who are green with envy…. A friend who runs in our circle is known for having a 10 inch hog.
He will be the first to tell you it is a burden, there’s only so many tall women with big pussies who can handle that thing
Imagine fricking a hot girl and only being able to put in about 60-75% of your dick inside every time
Not interested
He will be the first to tell you it is a burden, there’s only so many tall women with big pussies who can handle that thing
Imagine fricking a hot girl and only being able to put in about 60-75% of your dick inside every time
Not interested
This post was edited on 8/18/25 at 5:29 pm
Posted on 8/18/25 at 5:27 pm to blueboy
So, uh... that link... pics?
Posted on 8/18/25 at 5:31 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
quote:
there’s only so many tall women with big pussies who can handle that thing
My midget fetish FTW!
Posted on 8/18/25 at 5:32 pm to blueboy
If I held that record I'd hit the gym every once in awhile
Posted on 8/18/25 at 5:33 pm to blueboy
That's exactly why I drape my schlong over the shower door
Posted on 8/18/25 at 5:45 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
quote:
Imagine fricking a hot girl and only being able to put in about 60-75% of your dick inside every time
Isnt that every mans fetish?
Posted on 8/18/25 at 5:50 pm to blueboy
I know your pain
Posted on 8/18/25 at 5:58 pm to blueboy
Posted on 8/18/25 at 5:58 pm to blueboy
I’ve seen bigger in the quad.
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:15 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
quote:
If I can offer some solace to the males in here who are green with envy…. A friend who runs in our circle is known for having a 10 inch hog.
He will be the first to tell you it is a burden, there’s only so many tall women with big pussies who can handle that thing
Imagine fricking a hot girl and only being able to put in about 60-75% of your dick inside every time
If you have a problem making contact with the cervix (and who doesn't) try different positions so that you actually penetrate above the cervix. Go on, ask me how I know.
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:15 pm to blueboy
I can't see my feet either.
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:17 pm to blueboy
He’s white. Fake story.
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