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Funniest One-liner Your HS Coach Ever Said To You
Posted on 8/9/25 at 7:37 pm
Posted on 8/9/25 at 7:37 pm
I was TE/DL. Our OC saw me throwing a couple hours before kickoff. He told me he was naming me the 4th string QB and “God help us if it comes down to that.”
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Posted on 8/9/25 at 7:43 pm to morganwadefan
After we won a nail biter he expressed how jacked up he was by announcing “you couldn’t fit a pin needle up my a-hole right now”
lol
lol
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:07 pm to morganwadefan
Man, that’s hilarious. Truly.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:09 pm to Hester Carries
Swimming - our coach was 23, 1988 Miss PA, qualified for the Olympic trials in 1984 and 1988. Drop dead gorgeous, killer body, scored a 100% on the CPA exam after college. OT 11.
After we swam like crap losing a big meet “ You guys are a bunch of p%$&ies who have no chance of ever getting laid!”
After we swam like crap losing a big meet “ You guys are a bunch of p%$&ies who have no chance of ever getting laid!”
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:16 pm to morganwadefan
We were the Spartans in high school..our coach looked at us at halftime one night and said..”what is a Spartan? A Spartan is a fierce warrior..what are all y’all..chicken shite”
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:19 pm to BradBallard
quote:
Swimming - our coach was 23, 1988 Miss PA, qualified for the Olympic trials in 1984 and 1988. Drop dead gorgeous, killer body, scored a 100% on the CPA exam after college. OT 11.
After we swam like crap losing a big meet “ You guys are a bunch of p%$&ies who have no chance of ever getting laid!”
For multiple reason, I know this is made up
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:26 pm to morganwadefan
Why would any coach worry about a 4th string QB
What did you score on the CPA exam btw
What did you score on the CPA exam btw
This post was edited on 8/9/25 at 8:27 pm
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:35 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
quote:
Swimming - our coach was 23, 1988 Miss PA, qualified for the Olympic trials in 1984 and 1988. Drop dead gorgeous, killer body, scored a 100% on the CPA exam after college. OT 11.
After we swam like crap losing a big meet “ You guys are a bunch of p%$&ies who have no chance of ever getting laid!”
For multiple reason, I know this is made up
Yeah, that 100% on the CPA exam is a stretch. I scored in the mid / low 80s on the four parts and know 100% is practically impossible.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:36 pm to morganwadefan
OL coach on splits “you can tell your girlfriend that’s six inches but we know it’s not”.
Rb coach “Son, you look like you’re running through a field of titties and you’re afraid you’ll pop one.
Rb coach “Son, you look like you’re running through a field of titties and you’re afraid you’ll pop one.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:40 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
“Boy, you could frick up a wet dream”
This post was edited on 8/9/25 at 8:41 pm
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:41 pm to morganwadefan
"Are you Italian? You move like you're wearing cement shoes!"
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:42 pm to morganwadefan
Back in the mid 90s we were dragging arse and going through the motions at practice. So our coach stopped everything and made us do extra running and belly flops. Right before ending practice, he got us all around him and told us that it was a dictatorship and that he was the dick.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:50 pm to Sun God
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Why would any coach worry about a 4th string QB
shite happens.
AU had a 4th string center starting about 3-4 weeks into the season back in the late 80's/early 90's time frame IIRC.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:52 pm to tiggerfan02 2021
WR coach told my buddy
“You run like a deer but you catch like a wall. Go tell the DB coach I said you’re with his group now”
“You run like a deer but you catch like a wall. Go tell the DB coach I said you’re with his group now”
Posted on 8/9/25 at 9:26 pm to morganwadefan
Football:
When he got pissed he didn’t yell shut up, he always yelled,
“I want so quiet I can hear a rat piss on cotton”…
When he got pissed he didn’t yell shut up, he always yelled,
“I want so quiet I can hear a rat piss on cotton”…
Posted on 8/9/25 at 9:29 pm to morganwadefan
“ you’re as full of shite as a nine pound robin.”
Posted on 8/9/25 at 9:38 pm to Clark14
quote:
“ you’re as full of shite as a nine pound robin.”
That is golden
Posted on 8/9/25 at 9:55 pm to morganwadefan
After losing the jamboree, to the whole team “Monday’s Labor Day, and instead of having fun, be here at 8 and you bet your arse you’re gonna labor.”
Posted on 8/9/25 at 10:15 pm to morganwadefan
Two days after 9/11 I asked my coach in the lunch line what he thought was going to happen next and how the USA was going to respond and he told me “the only bomb you need to worry about dropping is the one we are going to drop on horn lake tomorrow”.
Posted on 8/9/25 at 10:50 pm to DMagic
my HS BB coach made me stand outside the dugout when i wasn't on the field cause he was sick of my wisecracks
He was mostly mad because he was yelling at us and I was making him laugh with the drills I was suggesting
I recall one suggestion was having our first baseman catch the balls in his mouth
he had 3 errors in the first 2 innings
He was mostly mad because he was yelling at us and I was making him laugh with the drills I was suggesting
I recall one suggestion was having our first baseman catch the balls in his mouth
he had 3 errors in the first 2 innings
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