Anyone here ever dated a witch?

Change that first letter to a “b,” and the answer is a full throated “yes.”

Never a witch, but if you want some hex sex, I say go for it.

I would say a witch has a fair shot to be into a threesome with another witch.

She had that Camarillo brillo
Flamin' out along her head,
I mean her Mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red
She ruled the Toads of the Short Forest
And every newt in Idaho
And every cricket who had chorused
By the bush in Buffalo
She said she was a Magic Mama
And she could throw a mean Tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know

She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was awright
But I couldn't come in

And so she wandered through the door-way
Just like a shadow from the tomb
She said her stereo was four-way
An' I'd just love it in her room
Well, I was born to have adventure
So I just followed up the steps
Right past her fuming incense stencher
To where she hung her castanets
She stripped away her rancid poncho
An' laid out naked by the door
We did it till we were un-concho
An' it was useless any more

If you value your soul, run!

At best, she is insane. At worst she is a legitimate master of satanic arts. Zero upside. Throw some holy water on her and GTFO.

The girl seemed really cool and interesting but the whole witch thing caught me off guard. I instantly just thought, "damn, why do they all have to be crazy?"

What could go wrong.
Go for it.

I just matched with a 28 year old tranny on Bumble.
Id rather the hot witch. But. Hey. You gotta take what the universe gives you.

quote:

---

I was at concert last night outside of Chicago and I started talking to the girl standing next to me. We hit it off pretty well and she's was flirting with me, then after talking for a while casually hit me with "I am a witch."

---

I had a date lined up once with a Wiccan type chick that worked in another department. It was the first and only time I ever stood up a date. As luck would have it, I got a call from a friend who was at the bar I was supposed to meet her at, and sure enough she was sitting at the bar close enough to him that a conversation had started between them. My name came up and voila. I could hear her talking in the background to me "you stood me up." I really felt like shite for it but my buddy, who was laughing, knew the reason without me having to explain. She was actually cool afterward which made me feel bad.

Just too many piercings and a weird tattoo on her cervical back. I couldn't do it.