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Which of the Ten Commandments have you violated? Which one the most?
Posted on 8/6/25 at 7:58 pm
Posted on 8/6/25 at 7:58 pm
The Ten Commandments (Exodus 20:1–17, KJV)
1. “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”
2. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.”
3. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.”
4. “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:
But the seventh day is the sabbath of the Lord thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:
For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.”
5. “Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.”
6. “Thou shalt not kill.”
7. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
8. “Thou shalt not steal.”
9. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”
10. “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his arse, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.”
1. “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”
2. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.”
3. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.”
4. “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:
But the seventh day is the sabbath of the Lord thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:
For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.”
5. “Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.”
6. “Thou shalt not kill.”
7. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
8. “Thou shalt not steal.”
9. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”
10. “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his arse, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.”
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:00 pm to Artificial Ignorance
Nice try, Padre
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:01 pm to Artificial Ignorance
Thou shall not sex artificial ignorances wife.
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:02 pm to Artificial Ignorance
10/10, #6 the most.
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:02 pm to Artificial Ignorance
I’m on step #10.
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:06 pm to Artificial Ignorance
3. I say GD way too much. Bad habit
4. I don’t rest on sundays, too much to do around the house
4. I don’t rest on sundays, too much to do around the house
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:07 pm to Artificial Ignorance
Some of my neighbors have some hot arse wives
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:08 pm to Artificial Ignorance
quote:
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house
quote:I can honestly say I've never broken that last one
nor his arse
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:10 pm to Artificial Ignorance
I covet shite like literally every day.
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:12 pm to Artificial Ignorance
quote:
thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife
A lot of baws broke this one.
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:16 pm to DustyDinkleman
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Nice try, Governor Landry
FIFY
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:16 pm to Artificial Ignorance
I would say #6, but I'm really bad about coveting my neighbors ox.
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:19 pm to Artificial Ignorance
Violated Commandments = n
0 < n < 10
0 < n < 10
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:23 pm to Artificial Ignorance
Seeing as how the sabbath day was actually Saturday, we all have many many times on that one
Posted on 8/6/25 at 8:24 pm to Artificial Ignorance
I make my manservant work every sabbath.
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