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Posted by Armymann50
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Today in History: August 3

1347
Six burghers of the surrounded French city of Calais surrender to Edward III of England in hopes of relieving the siege.

1492
Christopher Columbus leaves Spain on his voyage to the new world.

1546
French printer Etienne Dolet, accused of heresy, blasphemy and sedition, is hanged and burned at the stake for printing reformist literature.

1553
Mary Tudor, the new Queen of England, enters London.

1610
Henry Hudson of England discovers a great bay on the east coast of Canada and names it for himself.

1692
French forces under Marshal Luxembourg defeat the English at the Battle of Steenkerque in the Netherlands.

1805
Muhammad Ali becomes the new ruler of Egypt.

1807
The trial of Aaron Burr begins. He is accused of plotting the secession of New England.

1864
Federal gunboats attack but do not capture Fort Gains, at the mouth of Mobile Bay, Alabama.

1882
Congress passes the Immigration Act, banning Chinese immigration for ten years.

1908
Allan Allensworth files the site plan for the first African-American town, Allensworth, California.

1911
Airplanes are used for the first time in a military capacity when Italian planes reconnoiter Turkish lines near Tripoli.

1914
Germany declares war on France.

1916
Sir Roger Casement is hanged for treason in England.

1945
Chinese troops under American General Joseph Stilwell take the town of Myitkyina from the Japanese.


1958
The first nuclear submarine, USS Nautilus, passes under the North Pole.

1967
President Lyndon B. Johnson announces plans to send 45,000 more troops to Vietnam.

1972
Former Beatle Paul McCartney announces formation of his new group, Wings.

1975
The Louisiana Superdome is dedicated.

1977
Radio Shack unveils TRS-80 personal computer, which with Apple and Commodore would form the "1977 Trinity." Its price and Radio Shack's established retail outlets made it a bestseller for several years.

1990
The US commits naval forces to the Persian Gulf region in the wake of Iraq's invasion of Kuwait.

2004
Statue of Liberty's pedestal reopens to visitors after being closed following the 9/11 terrorist attacks

2020
Number of Iranian COVID-19 deaths triple that of government tally, showing 42,000 have died instead of 14,405, according to BBC Persian Service investigation


Today in History: Born on August 3

1926
Tony Bennett, singer ("I Left My Heart in San Francisco").

1941
Martha Stewart, business magnate and television personality.

JOTD
I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license...

and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:

Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"

Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."

Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"

Me: "A car."

Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"

Me:"I have no idea!"

Officer:"So, you're drunk."

Me:"But I didn't drink anything."

Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?

Me:"A motorcycle."

Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"

Me:"I have no idea!"

Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"

Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.

Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"

Officer:"A prostitute of course."

Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"

Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend


Posted by HillabeeBaw
Hillabee Reservoir
Member since May 2023
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 5:08 am to
Mornin' Army and the baws to follow
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 5:12 am to
Good morning GM50, you finally come back from the dead?
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 5:24 am to
Morning everyone.

Hope everyone is doing well. I am glad I got a nap yesterday evening because I have been up with my GI problems since 9 last night. Finally starting to feel good enough to have a cup of tea (coffee is too acidic for me always now, had to give it up). Gonna fast today and maybe not eat anything till tomorrow noon depending on if my guts continue to feel inflamed (I get actual “inflamed stomach” diagnosis).

Should be a nice day for north Louisiana with cooler temperatures. No rain in NELA forecast on my phone app for the next 10 days.

Enjoy your day everyone!
Posted by ScubaTiger
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 5:30 am to
Mornin
Posted by Papa Tigah
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Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 5:35 am to
Mornin everybody
Posted by Wally Sparks
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Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
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Good morning in the am!
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 5:54 am to
Mawnin y’all
Posted by Capt ST
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 6:00 am to
Morning everyone, thought I was going to wake up in Oz after that storm that blew thru a couple hours ago.
Posted by Rockbrc
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 6:09 am to
Good morning
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 6:15 am to
Morning all
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 6:20 am to
Morning all! Good to see you again army!
Posted by Bama and Beer
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 6:23 am to
bBaw, Sid, scuba, papa, Joe, wally, ranch, boot, capt, rock, wildcat, teech

Posted by Beer did clam
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 6:33 am to
Welcome back Armyman 50, good morning!
Posted by Macfly
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 6:36 am to
Good morning everyone.
Posted by Deplorableinohio
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 6:36 am to
Welcome back Armyman 50. We missed you!
Posted by bad93ex
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 6:37 am to
GM Army



Having my coffee before my morning 5K
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 6:37 am to
Woke up with blood in my eye. Dr google says it’s harmless but it’s pretty off putting.
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