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How often does your maid break stuff?
Posted on 8/2/25 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 8/2/25 at 4:30 pm
I've had porcelain statuettes broken from our wedding cake.
I've had ceiling fans all cockamamy.
My gas stovetop no longer lights, have to use a lighter.
Shower head pointed directly at the shower curtain, with the liner left outside the tub so water leaked through the floor and stained the downstairs ceiling in approximately 1 minute my son let the water warm up before a shower while taking a shite.
Knocked power supply loose on my kid's PC while vacuuming, ended up fricking the whole motherboard.
That's off the top of my head, I can probably think of other things.
What about yall's maids?
I've had ceiling fans all cockamamy.
My gas stovetop no longer lights, have to use a lighter.
Shower head pointed directly at the shower curtain, with the liner left outside the tub so water leaked through the floor and stained the downstairs ceiling in approximately 1 minute my son let the water warm up before a shower while taking a shite.
Knocked power supply loose on my kid's PC while vacuuming, ended up fricking the whole motherboard.
That's off the top of my head, I can probably think of other things.
What about yall's maids?
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Posted on 8/2/25 at 4:31 pm to deeprig9
Sounds like your maid really is a bull in a china shop
Posted on 8/2/25 at 4:33 pm to deeprig9
Once.
Just once.
Just once.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 4:34 pm to Lawyered
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Sounds like your maid really is a bull in a china shop
100%, but some of what is on the list was a different maid than the current one.
They all seem to break shite. The first one we had never broke anything, but she went back to Guatamala because her visa expired, supposed to be back in 3 months, never heard from her again. She was great.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 4:35 pm to deeprig9
Spare the rod, spoil the maid.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 4:39 pm to deeprig9
She don’t break anything, but she sure can hide stuff.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 4:40 pm to sherrifftaylor
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she sure can hide stuff.
that’s our maid, pisses me off
Posted on 8/2/25 at 4:40 pm to deeprig9
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The first one we had never broke anything, but she went back to Guatamala because her visa expired, supposed to be back in 3 months, never heard from her again. She was great.
Guatamalans make the best maids? If not, who?
Posted on 8/2/25 at 4:42 pm to UptownJoeBrown
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If not, who
French
Posted on 8/2/25 at 4:43 pm to deeprig9
Never
Jimena and her staff are excellent.
Jimena and her staff are excellent.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 4:45 pm to deeprig9
Mine sits around and takes selfies all day, but doesn't break things. I can give you her #.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 4:45 pm to deeprig9
Current one broke the handle on my kitchen faucet this week. She felt pretty bad about it. My husband fixed it easily enough. No biggie.
Last one broke all the strings on my Roman shades in my living room. That was a pain in the neck.
Last one broke all the strings on my Roman shades in my living room. That was a pain in the neck.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 4:47 pm to deeprig9
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I've had porcelain statuettes broken from our wedding cake.
I would have fired her dumbass immediately. Why put up with that BS?
Posted on 8/2/25 at 4:56 pm to deeprig9
Posted on 8/2/25 at 4:57 pm to deeprig9
She busts my nut bi-weekly
Posted on 8/2/25 at 4:57 pm to deeprig9
quote:like GEOTUS intended
The first one we had never broke anything, but she went back to Guatamala because her visa expired,
Posted on 8/2/25 at 4:59 pm to deeprig9
Never
And , stop flexin
And , stop flexin
This post was edited on 8/2/25 at 4:59 pm
Posted on 8/2/25 at 4:59 pm to SuperSaint
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like GEOTUS intended
As the law did.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 5:00 pm to deeprig9
The downstairs maid is super efficient, but he upstairs maid leaves things out of place/moved all the time. I've paddled her behind several times but it just seems that she is doing it more and more often. Don't know if I should try some other form of punishment because I think she is faking tears and suppressing giggles.
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