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Polar Bear Cage — Would You Do It?

Posted on 8/2/25 at 12:56 pm
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
1837 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 12:56 pm
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
54046 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 12:57 pm to
Hell no

Would you rather be attacked by a bear or stalked by a shark?
This post was edited on 8/2/25 at 12:58 pm
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19395 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:04 pm to
Well, when you consider where Polar Bears live and the scarcity of food, anything that lives and draws a breath is fair game.

And no, you couldn't pay me enough to crawl in that plexiglass box-----just in case it fails since then there is no hope of escaping alive.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
79093 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:06 pm to
If I'm getting paid handsomely enough, yeah I'd do it.

The cage isn't going to fail.
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
1229 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:06 pm to
Sure, why not?

I’ve done crazier things.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61303 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:07 pm to
Cage goes in the arctic, you go in the arctic. Bear's in the arctic. Our bear.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100508 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:08 pm to
Cage goes in the snow
You go in the snow
Bear in the snow
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133425 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

Would you rather be attacked by a bear or stalked by a shark?


I think stalked implies some sort of ambulation. Slinking in the shadows. Tigers stalk, wolves stalk.



A shark would circle...track...lurk.

Not stalk
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100508 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:09 pm to
Dammit I wasn’t fast enough


Farewell and adieu to you fair Inuit ladies
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133425 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

Cage goes in the arctic, you go in the arctic. Bear's in the arctic. Our bear.



"Farewell and adieu, you Inuit ladies,
Farewell and adieu, you Eskimo babes..."



ETA: dammit deltaland.


I like the cut of your Jib though.

This post was edited on 8/2/25 at 1:11 pm
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1534 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

The cage isn't going to fail.


I bet that Titanic sub guy said the same shite.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
34382 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:27 pm to
Shark cage - yes

Polar Bear cage - HELL NO
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
54046 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:29 pm to
Or bitten by snakes in a pit
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
79219 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:29 pm to
I'd nope out of there.
Posted by AndyJ
Member since Jul 2008
3450 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:29 pm to
Shark gets into shark cage


LINK
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19498 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:31 pm to
Im gonna need to see the testing specs on the cage and then even that will probably be a nope for me.

Been diving with great whites and other sharks and that wasn’t all that bad but being stuck in a cage with a polar bear trying to figure out how to get in is probably a hard no for me
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2695 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

The cage isn't going to fail.


No but the dumbass human responsible for making sure that the door is locked and secure very possibly could. If that person looks like he is a carny, no way I’m trusting him.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
73155 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:41 pm to
That's a lot of fine expensive equipment you've brought out here Mr. Photographer. Don't know what the bear's gonna do with it. Might eat it I suppose. Seen one eat a rocking chair one time.
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
4190 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 2:03 pm to
My son works on the North Slope. I've seen FaceTime polar bears. They are remarkable looking animals and they are massive. They have to keep an "All Clear" every morning before going to work outside.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
16161 posts
Posted on 8/2/25 at 2:13 pm to
Saw a fat girl once paw at a vending machine glass the same way staring at a twinkie.
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