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Polar Bear Cage — Would You Do It?
Posted on 8/2/25 at 12:56 pm
Posted on 8/2/25 at 12:56 pm
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Posted on 8/2/25 at 12:57 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
Hell no
Would you rather be attacked by a bear or stalked by a shark?
Would you rather be attacked by a bear or stalked by a shark?
This post was edited on 8/2/25 at 12:58 pm
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:04 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
Well, when you consider where Polar Bears live and the scarcity of food, anything that lives and draws a breath is fair game.
And no, you couldn't pay me enough to crawl in that plexiglass box-----just in case it fails since then there is no hope of escaping alive.
And no, you couldn't pay me enough to crawl in that plexiglass box-----just in case it fails since then there is no hope of escaping alive.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:06 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
If I'm getting paid handsomely enough, yeah I'd do it.
The cage isn't going to fail.
The cage isn't going to fail.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:06 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
Sure, why not?
I’ve done crazier things.
I’ve done crazier things.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:07 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
Cage goes in the arctic, you go in the arctic. Bear's in the arctic. Our bear.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:08 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
Cage goes in the snow
You go in the snow
Bear in the snow
You go in the snow
Bear in the snow
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:09 pm to nicholastiger
quote:
Would you rather be attacked by a bear or stalked by a shark?
I think stalked implies some sort of ambulation. Slinking in the shadows. Tigers stalk, wolves stalk.
A shark would circle...track...lurk.
Not stalk
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:09 pm to Dr RC
Dammit I wasn’t fast enough
Farewell and adieu to you fair Inuit ladies
Farewell and adieu to you fair Inuit ladies
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:10 pm to Dr RC
quote:
Cage goes in the arctic, you go in the arctic. Bear's in the arctic. Our bear.
"Farewell and adieu, you Inuit ladies,
Farewell and adieu, you Eskimo babes..."
ETA: dammit deltaland.
I like the cut of your Jib though.
This post was edited on 8/2/25 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:25 pm to Broski
quote:
The cage isn't going to fail.
I bet that Titanic sub guy said the same shite.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:27 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
Shark cage - yes
Polar Bear cage - HELL NO
Polar Bear cage - HELL NO
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:29 pm to bad93ex
Or bitten by snakes in a pit
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:29 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
I'd nope out of there.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:29 pm to bad93ex
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:31 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
Im gonna need to see the testing specs on the cage and then even that will probably be a nope for me.
Been diving with great whites and other sharks and that wasn’t all that bad but being stuck in a cage with a polar bear trying to figure out how to get in is probably a hard no for me
Been diving with great whites and other sharks and that wasn’t all that bad but being stuck in a cage with a polar bear trying to figure out how to get in is probably a hard no for me
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:35 pm to Broski
quote:
The cage isn't going to fail.
No but the dumbass human responsible for making sure that the door is locked and secure very possibly could. If that person looks like he is a carny, no way I’m trusting him.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:41 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
That's a lot of fine expensive equipment you've brought out here Mr. Photographer. Don't know what the bear's gonna do with it. Might eat it I suppose. Seen one eat a rocking chair one time.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 2:03 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
My son works on the North Slope. I've seen FaceTime polar bears. They are remarkable looking animals and they are massive. They have to keep an "All Clear" every morning before going to work outside.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 2:13 pm to RanchoLaPuerto
Saw a fat girl once paw at a vending machine glass the same way staring at a twinkie.
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