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OT men of a certain age - Cologuard experience…
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:38 am
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:38 am
How the hell do ensure you hit that little bucket. First try I crapped down the back of it and created a mess. This morning I slid everything down the inside of the back.
Thankfully, that experience is behind me for a bit.
Thankfully, that experience is behind me for a bit.
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Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:38 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
I think you’re supposed to shite on a plate and pick it up with a fork and put it in the box
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:40 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
Dude, get a colonoscopy. This colorguard bullshite is just that. Trash. False readings, can't tell about polyps, etc.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:40 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
quote:
How the hell do ensure you hit that little bucket. First try I crapped down the back of it and created a mess. This morning I slid everything down the inside of the back.
Thankfully, that experience is behind me for a bit.
You're not a cat, don't shite in a box.
Be a man and go see your doctor.
This post was edited on 7/31/25 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:41 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
54 1/2 ?
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:41 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
Ask your boyfriend.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:42 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
Stop lying, everyone knows you are a shite Packer.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:44 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
Just get a colonoscopy baw. No way I am shitting in a bag and mailing it in. I am sure my mailman wouldnt appreciate it either.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:44 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
Not a substitute for the real thing.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:46 am to AUstar
quote:
Just get a colonoscopy baw. No way I am shitting in a bag and mailing it in. I am sure my mailman wouldnt appreciate it either.
may as well because the cologuard disclaimer is if you test positive you should get a colonoscopy, so what's their purpose?
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:46 am to AUstar
quote:
Just get a colonoscopy baw. No way I am shitting in a bag and mailing it in. I am sure my mailman wouldnt appreciate it either.
may as well because the cologuard disclaimer is if you test positive you should get a colonoscopy, so what's their purpose?
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:46 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
quote:pseudoscience for dumbasses. Go see a gastroenterologist and get a colonoscopy
Cologuard
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:46 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
I use an oil drip pan
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:46 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
Just go get a real colonoscopy.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:46 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
I hope you sent your shitbox to lil jon. He always looks so pleased when they show up.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:47 am to 777Tiger
I mean it’s super easy to shut in the box and mail it off. Don’t know how OP missed. You avoid the hose up the arse.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:47 am to Spaceman Spiff
quote:
Dude, get a colonoscopy. This colorguard bullshite is just that. Trash. False readings, can't tell about polyps, etc.
This. The prep is pretty rough, but the procedure itself is a walk in the park.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:48 am to TDTOM
Get the colonoscopy. That isn't going to tell if you have any polyps that could become cancerous. My Dr. also said that a colonoscopy is preventative but if you get a false positive on Cologuard then you have to get a colonoscopy and it is no longer considered preventative and you get charged the full price.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:48 am to Mid Iowa Tiger
Why would you deny yourself that delicious prep drink?
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:48 am to Spaceman Spiff
quote:
Dude, get a colonoscopy. This colorguard bullshite is just that. Trash. False readings, can't tell about polyps, etc.
This 1000000%
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