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Annoying email greetings

Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:38 am
Posted by muttenstein
Member since Oct 2012
2986 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:38 am
Received this today...

quote:

Hi xxxx,

Happy FriYAY Eve!!!



Her signature...
quote:

(She/Her/Hers)
This post was edited on 7/31/25 at 9:40 am
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
128657 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:40 am to
Add that email addy to your junk list
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
85836 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:41 am to
I don't have time for that shite, straight to the point
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4966 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:44 am to
Hello, I hope this missive finds you well.
Posted by Keith13
Member since Apr 2024
387 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:51 am to
quote:

Received this today...

quote:
Hi xxxx,

Happy FriYAY Eve!!!



Her signature...
quote:
(She/Her/Hers)


Would 10/10 not respond to that crap
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
36165 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:52 am to
I work with one person who will always include what national day it is in her greeting.

For example, if she reached out to me today, she would say, "Good morning X! Happy National Avocado Day! Can you take a look at Y for me?"

It doesn't annoy me, but I don't understand how some people are so happy working this job
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6925 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 9:59 am to
Someone just sent me an email with just "PFA" as the body. I had to Google it, apparently it's "please find attached" and that ticks me off a bit.

Is it too hard to type "see attached"?
Posted by junkyard1
TTown
Member since Nov 2022
86 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:02 am to
Greetings,

Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22688 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:07 am to
Could be worse. Our higher-ups send out all-staff emails that begin with things like "Hey, jackwads" and "Listen up, you stupid fricks."
This post was edited on 8/1/25 at 3:42 pm
Posted by 94LSU
Member since May 2023
942 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:09 am to
Or any HTML formatting in emails. You IT Dept hates you.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
9583 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:10 am to
Greetings of the day

Iykyk
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
27137 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:11 am to
I enjoy Friday Eves, baw.

quote:

signature...
quote:
(She/Her/Hers)


frick all that. There’s folks I work amongst, though few and far between, who put that shite. I’m sorry…this may sound insensitive and wrong…but I immediately respect their input less on subject matters when I see that at the bottom of their email.

Want to put that on your LinkedIn, fine. It ain’t gotta be at the bottom of every email you send out.
This post was edited on 7/31/25 at 10:32 am
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
85229 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:14 am to
I hate these women that put their full names and it is the largest text of the email.



SHARRON ELIZABETH THOMPSON
Posted by Red Drum
Coast
Member since Sep 2007
1885 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:16 am to
quote:

signature...
quote:
(She/Them/Titties)


Let them know.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72561 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:20 am to
Blocked is the solution.
quote:

Her signature...
quote:

(She/Her/Hers)



I have had zero emails with pronouns.

This aggression shall not stand.
Posted by Ruston Trombone
Member since Jun 2025
530 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:22 am to
Spending too much time worrying about email is a feminine trait.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:26 am to
Some folks put quotes at the end of their emails. Do people read those quotes? I don't.
Posted by ragincajun03
Member since Nov 2007
27137 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:30 am to
quote:

"Hey, jackwads"


This and “Hey, jackholes” should be used more in the workplace.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
32847 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:31 am to
Those people are always worker bees and will never be promoted

Intelligent people see right through that BS
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
85836 posts
Posted on 7/31/25 at 10:34 am to
quote:

I work with one person who will always include what national day it is in her greeting.

For example, if she reached out to me today, she would say, "Good morning X! Happy National Avocado Day! Can you take a look at Y for me?"

It doesn't annoy me, but I don't understand how some people are so happy working this job


That might be an OK shtick, not sure. But probably get tired of it real quick if I communicate with the person a lot.
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