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Is this the perfect woman?

Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:02 am
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56151 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:02 am
Brunette
Star Trek fan
Hates woke
Hates modern Star Trek
Builds her own radio telescope

Angela Collier


This post was edited on 7/30/25 at 7:13 am
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
174867 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:02 am to
I’d need to see naked to fully determine
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
41581 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:04 am to
Sammich making skills?

She’s on the list.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
18935 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:05 am to
Is she a nymphomaniac?
Does her father own a liquor store?
Does she make a good sandwich?
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
25160 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:06 am to
That link is to an almost four hour diatribe on Star Trek…there ain’t no perfect there.
Posted by Poker_hog
Member since Mar 2019
3393 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:07 am to
Does she ever stop talking?
And sandwich making skills?
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56151 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:07 am to
I don't see the problem here.
Posted by EthicalHedonist
Member since Mar 2020
365 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:19 am to
Does she talk?
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
24266 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:24 am to
No
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
1734 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:25 am to
I see nothing about her roux-making abilities.

So, no.
This post was edited on 7/30/25 at 7:26 am
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:26 am to
Rikki Lynn was just posted here yesterday.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72557 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:28 am to
If there was “one” perfect woman in the world and all the other women died, you couldn’t pick the perfect woman.

So based entirely on the fact that you have any woman as a candidate, categorically I can say “no” to her being the perfect woman.

If Nymeria could talk, Epstein would have looked like Mother Teresa.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56151 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:29 am to
I laughed.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
34825 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:32 am to
Does she, without coercion, hang her head off the bed so she can better teabag your nuts?

Because that is the perfect woman.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
34633 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:35 am to
Literally the only thing you described that was a positive was "hates woke"

The fact that you had Star Trek in there twice is so gay
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32574 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:36 am to
Your taste in women is something you should be very embarrassed about
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56151 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:39 am to
Your ignorance is troubling.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58305 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:40 am to
Kind of pathetic that you consider consuming media slop a hobby
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
7638 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:41 am to
I thought you only liked dogs
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
34633 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:42 am to
quote:

Your ignorance is troubling.
40% of your criteria for a perfect woman involves Star Trek lol.

I want to call you some things but honestly I feel bad. I bet you got called them a lot growing up.

I'm glad you found the perfect girl for you and she liked the correct genre of Star Trek that you do lol
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