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You guys ever use magnesium citrate to clean your crawfish?

Posted on 7/3/25 at 11:51 am
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
39351 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 11:51 am
Posted by TigerReich
Member since Dec 2024
504 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 11:51 am to
No, but the Germans do
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
39351 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 11:53 am to
damn, i thought i was bringing some breaking news.
Posted by Forever
Member since Dec 2019
6649 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 11:54 am to
She’s definitely from Florida with that annoying arse accent
Posted by White Bear
AT WORK
Member since Jul 2014
17158 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 11:57 am to
I don’t get the butter in crawfish boil thing, but squeeze butter?
Posted by MrWhipple
West of the Mississippi
Member since Jun 2016
1138 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 11:58 am to
Way too much bullshite happening there.

It’s a crawfish boil, not buffet.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
18941 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 11:59 am to
I hope the plumbing in her house is up to code.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
99831 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 12:01 pm to
Am i the only one who feels sad that they get boiled alive?
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6260 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 12:48 pm to
We know what that pineapple means...
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31861 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 12:50 pm to
It also cleans you out…
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36534 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 12:52 pm to
As if the crawfish wasn't going to be good enough, now you get to have the flying hot shits because of the magnesium citrate
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
39351 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

We know what that pineapple means...


i'm out of the loop
Posted by StTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2008
3106 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 1:03 pm to
Why? Is my first question

More specifically, why are the mushrooms, potatoes, shrimp, and more unwashed?
Posted by Sidbarret
Charleston, SC
Member since Apr 2008
619 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 1:05 pm to
"They go night night"
Posted by FeauxPaw
BRuh
Member since Sep 2015
1075 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 1:13 pm to
Lmao at the “Laffy shakes” at 2:07. Totally useless.
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
6859 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 1:18 pm to
From what my ex GF told me, pineapples enhance the flavor of a man's certain bodily fluid. Thats my guess?
Posted by back9Tiger
Island Coconut Salesman
Member since Nov 2005
17517 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 1:31 pm to
How many people that eat that mess get the shits, you know being that is what you use to prep for a colonoscopy.

And for those that haven't had to do one yet, That liquid makes you shite until you can't shite anymore than add another 5 hours of shitting.

Stupid.

Put the crawfish in an ice chest and let a hose run until all the water that comes out is clean. never once had an issue with muddy crawfish.
Posted by Mr Roboto
Seattle
Member since Jan 2023
6974 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

Am i the only one who feels sad that they get boiled alive?

No. I don't like it either
Posted by Kansas City King
Columbia, MO
Member since Oct 2020
3488 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

No, but the Germans do

I remember seeing this a few weeks ago on reddit, but never posted it here because I knew someone probably had that covered. If someone is fricking up a batch of Crawfish, this board will know about it. I personally think the Pineapple is the most retarded part of this whole clip.

EDIT: forgot about the part with the raw seasoning. That's pretty horrible too.
This post was edited on 7/3/25 at 1:39 pm
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
18785 posts
Posted on 7/3/25 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Am i the only one who feels sad that they get boiled alive?


Can't speak for everyone but frick it I'm going to anyway.


Yes. Yes you are.





ETA



You and Mr Roboto are the only ones who feels sad

This post was edited on 7/3/25 at 1:40 pm
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