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Customer gets nailed in the face with a slice of pizza (it’s not Portnoy)

Posted on 6/29/25 at 2:57 pm
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8868 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 2:57 pm
Didn’t see this posted yet.

Portnoy was not expecting this.

NSFW LANGUAGE

This post was edited on 6/29/25 at 8:02 pm
Posted by GeauxPanthers2
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Dec 2024
891 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 2:58 pm to
Is that actually Dave Portnoy?
Posted by JinFL
Duuuval
Member since Oct 2004
4298 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 2:59 pm to
That's not Dave Portnoy
Posted by Lowdermilk
Lowdermilk Beach
Member since Aug 2024
871 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 2:59 pm to

WTF?
Posted by WillieD
Lafayette/BR
Member since Apr 2014
2947 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:00 pm to
I don’t think that was Dave
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68741 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:03 pm to
Clearly not Portnoy. Gay thread
Posted by WillieD
Lafayette/BR
Member since Apr 2014
2947 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:03 pm to
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
38781 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:04 pm to
If that's Dave he really let himself go recently
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40392 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

taste his jew cock
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
22788 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:05 pm to
Would be hilarious, but Portnoy wouldn't be in a pizza place without his own guys videoing.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194041 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:05 pm to
its hard to tell

they all look alike


bedpan
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
82988 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:06 pm to
That's not even Dave you moron
Posted by TooFyeToFly
Atlanta, Georgia
Member since Nov 2012
2015 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

Portnoy is a POS but guys on here would love to taste his jew cock


You anti-semites sure seem gay. Who says some shite like this?
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
92523 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:08 pm to
That’s not Dave.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
91791 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:13 pm to
Wish someone would just beat his arse instead.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
25779 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:22 pm to
Is that him? He's gained a lot of weight if so.
Posted by SWLA92
SWLA
Member since Feb 2015
4379 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:23 pm to
People will believe anything on the internet. That is clearly not Dave Portnoy
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3181 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:24 pm to
We are well past the point of no return. People believe the headlines and don’t bother to fact check before reposting fake shite.
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
7342 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:26 pm to
That's not Dave you stupid frick.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
46107 posts
Posted on 6/29/25 at 3:27 pm to
it’s gotten way worse with the twitter embed feature. Twitter is at least 50% bullshite

the embed thing needs to go
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