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Hurdler Wins 400-Meter Race Despite His Dick And Balls Falling Out Several Times
Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:20 pm
Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:20 pm
There's a headline you don't see everyday
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Eagle-eyed trackheads following the Ostrava Golden Spike in Czechia might have noticed American hurdler Chris Robinson, an NCAA champion at Alabama, winning the 400 meters with some unorthodox form. Midway through the event, Robinson began reaching, after every hurdle, to adjust himself in a way familiar to any penis-haver. Surely even a top track athlete would not be able to win a race, let alone in a season-best 48.05 seconds, with his dong flapping around. Going balls out usually does not lend itself to going balls out.
Some research was needed. Track's not a huge deal here in the States, and the only video existed as a livestream on a subscription service. So we turn to the Swedes, who you'd expect to be all over a penis if one presented itself in Lane 3.
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Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:21 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Ill pass on clicking
Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:22 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Are you an alter of the person that posted this exact same thing on the MSB? Or did you just steal his thread?
Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:22 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
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There's a headline you don't see everyday
The fact that it wasn't a women's track meet is the real story here.
Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:23 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:23 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
For a 2025 headline, I’m just glad he wasn’t running in the women’s race.
Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:23 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
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penis-haver
Men.
They're called men.
Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:24 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
I hate to have to ask, but was this a men's 400 meter race or women's 400 meter race?
Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:25 pm to Tyga Woods
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Are you an alter of the person that posted this exact same thing on the MSB? Or did you just steal his thread?
Not my alter. I don't know this guy
Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:26 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Fine specimen of Alabama Black Snake.... but it's not too goddamn beaucoup
Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:27 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
A&M board
Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:29 pm to Ingeniero
Sorry he stole your thread 
This post was edited on 6/24/25 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:34 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:
Are you an alter of the person that posted this exact same thing on the MSB? Or did you just steal his thread?
quote:
Sorry he stole your thread
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by Tyga Woods
Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:35 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Could've sworn this was another tranny athlete in women's track and field... 
Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:38 pm to SuperSaint
Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:39 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Smacking your junk on a hurdle while running full out would hurt like a MF.
Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:43 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
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Chris Robinson, an NCAA champion at Alabama,
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Surely even a top track athlete would not be able to win a race, let alone in a season-best 48.05 seconds, with his dong flapping around
If anybody belongs on the Walk of Champions, it's that guy
This post was edited on 6/24/25 at 5:04 pm
Posted on 6/24/25 at 4:45 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
is he related to the Olympian pole vaulter who had a massive dick that knocked the bar off?
Posted on 6/24/25 at 5:03 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
I remember that Chinese hurdler in the 1974 Olympics.
Huan Hung Loo
Huan Hung Loo
Posted on 6/24/25 at 5:09 pm to No Colors
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Fine specimen of Alabama Black Snake.... but it's not too goddamn beaucoup
Quality reference.
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