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My mom was attacked by a snake today!
Posted on 5/16/25 at 11:25 pm
Posted on 5/16/25 at 11:25 pm
My mom stood strong today and killed a Cobra Warrior.
So she takes a pic of this thing outside the garage door and some how this fricking thing ends up in her kitchen
She shot the frick out of it once it came into the house with a Red Rider BB gun

So she takes a pic of this thing outside the garage door and some how this fricking thing ends up in her kitchen


She shot the frick out of it once it came into the house with a Red Rider BB gun

This post was edited on 5/16/25 at 11:42 pm
Posted on 5/16/25 at 11:50 pm to Rize
Sounds like a snake was attacked by your mom today.
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:04 am to deeprig9
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Sounds like a snake was attacked by your mom today.
I’m not sure what happened from garage door pic and house pic but I can tell you she didn't let in.

She shot it with the BB gun and then finished it off with a shovel lol:
This post was edited on 5/17/25 at 12:23 am
Posted on 5/17/25 at 6:23 am to Rize
Remind me never to mess with your mom 

Posted on 5/17/25 at 6:56 am to Rize
quote:So you're looking for a tile man?
and then finished it off with a shove
Posted on 5/17/25 at 7:08 am to Rize
Looks like she finished it off of that BB gun
Posted on 5/17/25 at 7:29 am to Rize
You should post this on the OT so we can make the obvious [your mom, black snake] jokes that are inappropriate for the OB. 

Posted on 5/17/25 at 10:04 am to Rize
Well, whatever it was, it’s harmless now.
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:45 pm to Rize
You know that’s pretty badass shooting a snake with a red Ryder. I’ve always assumed mine is too worn out to provide a killing shot. My Red Ryder turns 40 next year.
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:49 pm to Rize
Anchored that dude
She put that BB gun in the pic like an OB brethren would do with a deer. Well done Mrs Rize.
She put that BB gun in the pic like an OB brethren would do with a deer. Well done Mrs Rize.

Posted on 5/17/25 at 8:09 pm to Rize
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She shot the frick out of it once it came into the house with a Red Rider BB gun
Well done.

Posted on 5/18/25 at 12:45 am to Rize
Why take a gun to a broom fight?
Hasn’t she seen this movie?

Hasn’t she seen this movie?

Posted on 5/18/25 at 6:43 am to Rize
Water Moccasin. They chase people and you can see the venom glands that make the head a diamond shape. Glad she’s okay and didn’t get bit!!
Posted on 5/18/25 at 8:34 am to 225Tyga
I don’t think it’s a moccasin it looks like a banded water snake. A dead one at that 

Posted on 5/18/25 at 8:35 am to 225Tyga
Except the vertical lines on the mouth indicating it's a harmless water snake are clearly visible and there's no venom glands visible. Some of you really need to educate yourselves on snake id better.
Posted on 5/18/25 at 8:39 am to MeatHead1313
The lines on the mouth stand out like a sore thumb. Can’t always rely on patterns and colors but it’s pretty clear on that one.
Posted on 5/18/25 at 9:27 am to Rize
Good thing she picked up the red Ryder instead of the cripplemore.
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