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A bird carpet bomb crapped on my car an hour after I washed it

Posted on 5/15/25 at 6:23 pm
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53350 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 6:23 pm
That mother fricker
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
164563 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 6:31 pm to
quote:

A government agent carpet bomb crapped on my car an hour after I washed it
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
30595 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 6:32 pm to
Praying 4u brother. Hopefully you can pull through this trying time
Posted by RebelTheBear
Saban's spare bedroom
Member since Aug 2016
5772 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 6:33 pm to
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
22527 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 6:38 pm to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66791 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 6:38 pm to
Birds aren't real. The question you need to be asking is, who sent that fake bird your way? Keep your head on a swivel, baw.
This post was edited on 5/15/25 at 6:39 pm
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
28467 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 6:40 pm to
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A bird carpet bomb crapped on my car an hour after I washed it


Either that or it rains.
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
5555 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 6:47 pm to
Could’ve carpet bombed you. I work with a guy that got destroyed in the ear by a seagull.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18690 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 6:55 pm to
Shoot 12 birds in response so the bird who did it gets the point
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
2540 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 7:58 pm to
Sh## happens
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15192 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 8:02 pm to
Could have been Pinball
This post was edited on 5/15/25 at 8:03 pm
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
2723 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:03 pm to
Birds are actually a type of dinosaur. You got shite on by an Archaeopteryx’s 2nd cousin 150 millionth times removed. Hope you saved that shite. Pretty valuable dinosaur doo doo.

Pretty cool I think.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
24429 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:30 pm to
Suppose to be good luck. Play the lotto tomorrow
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
10812 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:42 pm to
Was it an Egret. Has one stripe a new Yukon front to back.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
40911 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:42 pm to
Sing for the Rich and shite on the Poor
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
2433 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:46 pm to
Own a black Beemer?
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
11581 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:48 pm to
Timing, the great ones have it.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
16393 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:53 pm to
Posted by Camijoe
Member since May 2024
372 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 10:49 pm to
Birds don't actually control when they shite. Kinda like your parents as they age. shite just unloads when it's time. Have some compassion dude.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
28588 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 11:07 pm to
quote:

Birds don't actually control when they shite.


Brainwashed by Big Avian. (Big Bird was taken already)
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